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Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Jul 05, 2005 10:02:31 am PDT #8524 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I basically attachment parent. It's more of a guideline, really, despite what some parenting board posters would have you think. And it's not that hard. It's all about "listening" to your kid.)

I realized after about four months, that, besides co-sleeping, I was pretty much attachment parenting. But, as with anything, extremists make me itch. This potty thing strikes me as extremist. I think holding a 4 month old infant over the sink to pee every five minutes for an hour is EXTREME. And messy. And possibly gross. The article kept talking about "sinks" Um, I brush my teeth over our bathroom sink. I don't want pee in my sink. I sure as hell don't want pee in my kitchen sink.

It doesn't even strike me as being that cost effective. I buy diapers in bulk and they cost 22 cents a piece. I spend roughly more than $30 a month for disposables. I can't imagine the number of "accidents" involving this process and the amount of laundry it generates.


sj - Jul 05, 2005 10:02:37 am PDT #8525 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Aimee}}} It's not your fault. Can you get some cheap blankets or area rugs to make the fall on the hardwoods a little softer?


Calli - Jul 05, 2005 10:04:56 am PDT #8526 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Hardwood flooring = baby bruises.

Carpeted flooring = smaller baby bruises, with concurrent rug burn.

The floor will always be there, and eventually they figure out that avoiding head-first impact on it's a good thing.

Unless they're me, but you lucked out on that one.


Strix - Jul 05, 2005 10:05:33 am PDT #8527 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have a big bag of cat food and litter, so the kitties aren't a money issue till payday.

Everything that's wrong with me is my own fault, anyway.


Cashmere - Jul 05, 2005 10:07:52 am PDT #8528 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Aimee, just remember the dog hair is easier to clean up on wood floors. Plus, Exhibit A--they don't need to hit the floor to get nasty ouchies.

I'm ready to get Owen a t-shirt that says, "They don't beat me."


Maria - Jul 05, 2005 10:12:44 am PDT #8529 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

{{{Erin}}}


Deena - Jul 05, 2005 10:17:55 am PDT #8530 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Erin, you're not at fault. You're doing the best you can under shitty circumstances, learning as you go. I'm so sorry life sucks right this minute and I hope things get better soon.


DavidS - Jul 05, 2005 10:17:56 am PDT #8531 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Everything that's wrong with me is my own fault, anyway.

Awww, Erin, I don't mean to get on your case when you're sniveling and poor. I just get worried about you sometimes.


P.M. Marc - Jul 05, 2005 10:18:21 am PDT #8532 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I realized after about four months, that, besides co-sleeping, I was pretty much attachment parenting. But, as with anything, extremists make me itch. This potty thing strikes me as extremist. I think holding a 4 month old infant over the sink to pee every five minutes for an hour is EXTREME. And messy. And possibly gross. The article kept talking about "sinks" Um, I brush my teeth over our bathroom sink. I don't want pee in my sink. I sure as hell don't want pee in my kitchen sink.

I realized it when I was randomly searching for something, came across an AP FAQ, and went, "Huh."

I found the no-diaper thing in a similar search, and also went, "Huh."

The second "Huh." contained a much larger portion of "WTF???".

We'll switch to cloth at about 6 months or so, but until that point, I'm happy with Huggies. And, dude, I'm not going to breastfeed over a bucket. (And, really, if that no-diaper thing was so great, how come for THOUSANDS OF YEARS, parents have been sticking things on baby butts to keep the output contained? Hmm??)


Betsy HP - Jul 05, 2005 10:21:56 am PDT #8533 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

(And, really, if that no-diaper thing was so great, how come for THOUSANDS OF YEARS, parents have been sticking things on baby butts to keep the output contained? Hmm??)

I have the same comment about "childbirth isn't supposed to hurt".

I just brought our cat home from boarding. He is stalking around the house yowling loudly. I DIDN'T LIKE IT THERE. AT ALL. LET ME IN. LET ME OUT. LET ME IN.