Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lilty Cash - Jun 29, 2005 5:04:22 am PDT #7544 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Wow. This morning I found my hair is WAY darker than I'd intended it to be. I think I lurve it. Twenty dollars says my mother will say "Oh, why did you do that?"


Strix - Jun 29, 2005 5:10:03 am PDT #7545 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I SO didn't want to come to work today. But I brought a book.

I can't even think yet.

Boytoy called again at 3 a.m. 3 times. I ignored the phone, but I think I have to have a little talk with him. No post 1 am booty calls on worknights. Not. Happening. I am 32 years old, dammit, and if I have to wake up, answer the phone, talk, dress, drive, fuck, drive home, and try to fall asleep before getting up at 8 a.m. -- well, honey, sleep is much more alluring than that.


§ ita § - Jun 29, 2005 5:11:21 am PDT #7546 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can he come to you? So to speak?


Cashmere - Jun 29, 2005 5:12:27 am PDT #7547 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Can he come to you? So to speak?

Isn't that proper etiquette? The caller goes to the callee?


Lyra Jane - Jun 29, 2005 5:13:18 am PDT #7548 of 10001
Up with the sun

Teppy, colds suck, but your hair is very cute.

billytea, she wants to turn the hobby statement into a discussion about dinosaurs. You MUST get in touch with her.

What the lady said, Billy. Even if she is unsuitable in other ways, how can you resist that profile?

And, timelies.


Lilty Cash - Jun 29, 2005 5:14:23 am PDT #7549 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I agree, I'm an old fashioned girl. The caller comes to the callee.


Lyra Jane - Jun 29, 2005 5:17:08 am PDT #7550 of 10001
Up with the sun

The caller comes to the callee.

Even if the caller is Julie Cooper?


Strix - Jun 29, 2005 5:17:32 am PDT #7551 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I've thought about that, but I don't want to chance him falling asleep on me, and I'm not quite rude enough to be all "Begone! Come and GO, dude!"

Besides, my place is pretty trashed right now.


-t - Jun 29, 2005 5:18:48 am PDT #7552 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Excellent hair, Teppy. Here's hoping having great hair is in some way therapeutic for congestion.

Lilty, I am dying to know, what's in a Guinea Pig? And if yo are still wanting vodka drinks, here's one that was highly popular during the hot season in college: the Destroyer - 1 small can of limeade concentrate, half a can of vodka and half a can of milk in the blender, add ice if you feel like it or if it seems too liquidy, blend.

I leave my cats alone with a lo-tech feeder like so [link] for long weekends all the time. It's never done them any harm that I know of. They prefer fresh food (or at least food that's been moved around to fool them into thinking it's fresh) every day, so tehy're happy to se me when the food-providing monkey comes home again.

Calli's neice is awesome.

BT, I think you have to meet the dinosaur/narcissistic jesus girl just so you can tell us what she's like. She just seems so interesting.


Lilty Cash - Jun 29, 2005 5:18:59 am PDT #7553 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Even if the caller is Julie Cooper?

Well, when Caleb called, he went to her. He's old fashioned, too.