Have you tried Mountain Dew and whiskey yet?

NO! But, we have a ridiculously large bottle of Skyy Vodka we need to finish off. My brother handed it to me in a large paper bag a year ago, along with a bottle of Tangueray, when we moved him out of his dorm room, when he shoved a large paper bag into my hands and said "Happy Housewarming. Put it in the car and don't let Mom and Dad see."

Now that he's moved out, and I'm moving home, I was tempted to do the same back to him. Then I thought, fuck no I will not. Hence, The Guinea Pig.

so far soybeans for dinner. next bread and butter

Sigh. My back up cat sitter just cancelled for this weekend.

I can leave the cats alone for the long weekend, right?

Sure. If they have each other for entertainment, they'll be fine.

I had pizza, but the one with all the vegs, so not really a bad choice. And I can't even pick off the mushrooms anymore, thanks to the mocking of a certain hair-crazed music critic. They are still not my favorite things, but I cannot be sitting at a book award dinner hiding stuff in my napkin. Nuh uh.

Officially kinda drunk. Resisting temptation to sing along with Phantom of the Opera, as I do still have to live here another month.

And (hopefully) with new, darker hair. Won't be able to tell until it's dry. But I do feel more badass.

ETA: On further inspection, I appear to have dyed my arm. Well, shit.

I can top this. Stone-sober this morning, I'm listening to the minister talk about "people of conscience working together" and it took everything I had not to burst out with "What can't we face when we're together?" and etc. from OMWF. I believe the Senator might have abandoned us had I gone for it, considering the bunnies.

it took everything I had not to burst out with "What can't we face when we're together?" and etc. from OMWF

Erika is a kindred spirit.

Perkins, I've left Ashton home alone for a few days at a time. As long as your kitties don't require daily doses of meds and you can pick up an automatic cat feeder like this, you should be fine.

I love that song.

The Lily is beautiful. I love that picture of her with her tongue out.

The new Tep 'do is striking, and, though it may be the glassy eyes from the cold, I thought the eyes in the face forward picture were quite striking as well.

Anne insent.

...and I'm heading for bed. Before midnight! Let's see if I actually sleep.