Zoe ,'The Train Job'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
toddson, Woohooters!
(It is amazing how often that word is appropriate. Go Windsparrow for the coinage).
{{{P-C}}}, sorry love.
Nothing to add on the poop front.
And yay for safe delivery on Windsparrow's doorstep. Safe trip back to MN-ma to you both.
Wow...lovepile. I'm breathing heavily, now.
Why is this man still alive, much less a superrvisor? And what did he say about your roomie and you? "THEY ARE BRITISH LESBIANS! BWAHAHAHA!"
Nope. He said "Now I don't want to start any rumours (waggles eyebrows meaningfully) but I met Miss [flatmate] at the same time that I met Miss Fay..."
(context being saying goodbye to people who are leaving this year - there are at least 16 of us, plus uncertain numbers of others who've not said.)
OMG, Fay. I just want to cut his tiny little heart out with an Ebola-encrusted spork and make him eat it.
erika, speaking of lovepiles, have you checked the F2F thread recently?
Oh, I see. Rumours that... perhaps you... came to Egypt at the same time? It's not a very good suggestive joke, is it?
No, I have not...not wishing to Die of Jealousy.
kicks erika's butt into F2F
Yay for healthy boobies, Toddson!
More Lily: [link]
Too cute! Yay for me getting to see her in person soon.
(I'm ignoring the poopy talk, just because.)
It is beyond baffling. Because clearly it was meant to be a double entendre of some kind, and the general consensus is that either it's supposed to imply some kind of Big Gay Thing between me and Flatmate (which, to be fair, is entirely plausible, 'cause we're coupletastic and slashy as fuck and have already been assumed to be a couple previously) or else it's supposed to imply some kind of Threesome thing.
His social skills? Really not great. Also, he manages to insert a put down into everything. It's phenomenal. It's like a superpower. The 'Mr D's a fat bastard' speech was astounding, but we also had "Wow, there's really nothing I can say, you've said it all (in response to the standing ovation given to 2 members of staff who've been at the school for 5 years and have been pivotal to the running of the place)...Mr and Mrs S are tremendously important around the school. If you hate having Maths after break, that's Mr S's fault, because he does the timetable."
Then this evening we've had a staff party in a swanky hotel (where the manager is the husband of a member of staff). Evil Boss stood up and said "I'd like to thank Mr M for letting us have the party here. It's really lovely, with the food and everything. If anyone's sick in the morning and can't come into work, we'll understand why."
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He has no social skills. None.
eta Oh - Bitches to whom it particularly applies. Anyone here find the word lesbian offensive? Preferring dyke/queer/gay/other term of your choice?
Good grief, Fay. Thank goodness you're escaping.
How's the escape coming, by the way?