Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


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ChiKat - May 23, 2005 9:21:23 am PDT #699 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Betsy! Congrats on the new job!

Rather than leave immediately, however, I have stayed at school long enough to level the children’s work and write their reports. I have also written the planning for the rest of this term and for next year.

Fay, you're a lot nicer than I am. I'd just tell them to stuff it if they didn't pay me.


-t - May 23, 2005 9:22:37 am PDT #700 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

What a horrible situation, Fay. It seems like the best possible outcome at this point is that the parents become aware of the shit he's pulling but the kids still get taught. Somehow. Maybe your letter can help with that, I don't know.


Anne W. - May 23, 2005 9:23:30 am PDT #701 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

c.c. All parents & staff

My favorite part of the letter, Fay.


Sparky1 - May 23, 2005 9:26:23 am PDT #702 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

c.c. All parents & staff

It would be even better if the parents and the staff got their letters just ever so slightly before he got his...


Susan W. - May 23, 2005 9:27:21 am PDT #703 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Woohoo, Betsy!

I think it's a good letter, Fay.


Connie Neil - May 23, 2005 9:27:54 am PDT #704 of 10001
brillig

not entirely at home to Mr Calm

We do not hear him knocking, ma'am.


Fay - May 23, 2005 9:30:14 am PDT #705 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

At this point, if he knocks he's likely to get shot in the head.


Ginger - May 23, 2005 9:32:21 am PDT #706 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

See, it's the parents and staff part that kind of worries me. My experience has been that it's never a good idea to burn bridges and that would be blowing up the bridge with a tactical nuke. The question is, will they remember you as a person who was wronged or as a person who will send letters about her boss to the known world? Sending it to the parents and staff seems likely to force him to defend his position, no matter how irrational it is, and incline him towards defamation of character lawsuits.


Aims - May 23, 2005 9:33:50 am PDT #707 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Maybe instead of scorched earth, are there a couple of staff memebers and/or parents that know the situation that would "happen to know about the letter" and be very supportive of you?


Aims - May 23, 2005 9:40:12 am PDT #708 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t random

Ok, I am having such a problem with the latest batch of teenage actor/singers singing songs about the perils of their fame. I get that not being able to take a crap in the mall without the contents of said crap being posted on the internet and joked about on nightly talk shows would be incredibly aggravating. But ya know? Contents of celebrity crap had been public fodder (no pun intended) for a billion years. It ain't new. Ya knew it when you decided to become a celebrity.

Shut it.