Remember how my car was dead and I got a new battery and it still went dead and then I got a $700 alternator installed in my car that has 30,000 miles on it and because I bitched I got a "free" 30,000 mile checkup on, which I got yesterday? Well, motherfucker was dead when I went to go to work this morning. I want Mr. Acura's balls on a stick!
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Glamcookie - Jun 24, 2005 9:11:37 am PDT #6672 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2005 9:12:55 am PDT #6673 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Huh. I wonder if there's a short somewhere that's draining the battery when it's not running.
-t - Jun 24, 2005 9:14:37 am PDT #6674 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Damn, GC, what have you done to anger the battery life gods?
Aims - Jun 24, 2005 9:15:10 am PDT #6675 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Stupid gorram peasant skirts! EVERY SINGLE PLACE I have tried to order them, they are on backorder for eleventy bajillion YEARS.
Sean K - Jun 24, 2005 9:17:32 am PDT #6676 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Hi Aims. Stoopid skirts. Want S to make one for you?
Steph L. - Jun 24, 2005 9:18:46 am PDT #6677 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Stupid gorram peasant skirts! EVERY SINGLE PLACE I have tried to order them, they are on backorder for eleventy bajillion YEARS.
Doesn't, like, Target or Wal-Mart have them?
Calli - Jun 24, 2005 9:19:04 am PDT #6678 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Stupid gorram peasant skirts!
Yeah, I stalked them throughout a bigass mall and the one I finally found was over $150. Which seems awfully pricey for peasant garb.
Aims - Jun 24, 2005 9:19:25 am PDT #6679 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Want S to make one for you?
S SEWS????????????
Aims - Jun 24, 2005 9:20:14 am PDT #6680 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Doesn't, like, Target or Wal-Mart have them?
They are either asscrack length or "Nice mole on the left buttcheek" tight. Made for the juniors and soooper skinny, they are.
Sean K - Jun 24, 2005 9:20:19 am PDT #6681 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Honey, she's a costumer....