Giles: Helping out with the dishes makes me feel useful. Dawn: Wanna clean out the garage with us Saturday? You could feel indispensable.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Jun 24, 2005 5:01:38 am PDT #6565 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Whew. Yay for having handy co workers!


Fred Pete - Jun 24, 2005 5:04:05 am PDT #6566 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Yay for all ending well!


DavidS - Jun 24, 2005 5:05:36 am PDT #6567 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec, not to be too intrusive, but can I ask who it is that died?

Andypop.

Fay, the notion that you would be in any wise undateable is purely risible. I want to hear more about you and blushytea's crime fighting ways, though.

::excited about Nora's mad dash to the salon::


Eddie - Jun 24, 2005 5:08:15 am PDT #6568 of 10001
Your tag here.

is purely risible

This is the only site that I have to keep dictionary.com at the ready in another window.


DavidS - Jun 24, 2005 5:13:20 am PDT #6569 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This is the only site that I have to keep dictionary.com at the ready in another window.

I want a t-shirt that says: The ineluctable modality of the risible.


tommyrot - Jun 24, 2005 5:16:07 am PDT #6570 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do they still have those shops in malls that will 'print' any message on a t-shirt by using a selection of multi-colored iron-on letters?

'Cuz I wanna get a shirt that says, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

Seriously.


§ ita § - Jun 24, 2005 5:16:43 am PDT #6571 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do they still have those shops in malls that will 'print' any message on a t-shirt by using a selection of multi-colored iron-on letters?

Yes, but they call it cafepress.


vw bug - Jun 24, 2005 5:23:18 am PDT #6572 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Today I'm being trained on a bunch of my boss's duties in case they don't find someone to replace her before she's gone. Boy, I'm nice.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 24, 2005 5:26:17 am PDT #6573 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Boy, I'm nice.

t Marge Simpson style disapproving groan


Connie Neil - Jun 24, 2005 5:29:22 am PDT #6574 of 10001
brillig

Forget nice, will you be getting paid for it?