You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jun 24, 2005 12:25:12 am PDT #6545 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

HAH! I think Billytea should totally include the bunny-ears photo. :)

t blows raspberry

I have to retain some mystery.

How could someone say no to that, huh? Booooo.

Seriously, if they say no to that, it's their loss, not yours.

Oh, I love that picture. --

It's a good one, isn't it?

I have one. Possibly two.

It's ok, I have located a copy on my laptop, and have added it to my profile. All is well.

And Brits. But I already have a crush on you anyway, so it may not be a fair way of judging the efficacy of the profile. (When meeting Meara in person there was perhaps an unseemly degree of "You met Billytea!!! Did you go to the zoo with him?" bouncing, when she recounted her travels up to that point.)

Aww. Now I'm blushing. See this, right here? Blushytea.

I've had one response from my profile today, but I'm going to have to decline. It's the old story, she's a little bit country, and I'm a little bit rock and roll. But it's nice to be contacted. I need to compose the "thank you for your application" letter tonight.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 24, 2005 12:51:41 am PDT #6546 of 10001
What is even happening?

I will not 'ship Fay/billytea
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*cough*

Good morning, everyone. Fay, are you escaping from evil school and going to new school, soon?


Fay - Jun 24, 2005 1:17:34 am PDT #6547 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Two more days of teaching, two further days of packing up, sorting out files & planning etc etc, and then I'm out of there. Hopefully with money in hand, but there's still no guarantee. Sigh. New school starts September 11th, of all days. It's still being built, but it certainly looks shiny.

I will not 'ship Fay/billytea

Heh. I'm a hat-wearing, fan-wielding Brit who educates children in the desert and writes Big Gay Porn in her spare time. Billytea is the Australian guru of all things natural historical and in his spare time he pretends to be an Investment Consultant. Together we fight crime.

Or, you know, continents apart, we fight crime.

Or at least disapprove of it.

Unless it involves infringement of copyright, in which case at least one of us is a bit less in possession of moral highground with regard to some specific criminal activities.

Er.

Continents apart, we regard most crime with marked disapproval. And talk about the works of Joss Whedon. Amongst other things, including (but not limited to) echidnas, The Lord of the Rings, the serial comma, swearing, ant farms, art history, Science Fiction and duct tape.

Snappy, no?


billytea - Jun 24, 2005 1:25:23 am PDT #6548 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Snappy, no?

Our four main weapons are...


Fay - Jun 24, 2005 1:49:18 am PDT #6549 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Our four main weapons are...

Snark, trivia, Powers-of-detention-giving and Stinky Feet of Doom? Or is that just me?


Nora Deirdre - Jun 24, 2005 2:11:52 am PDT #6550 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Today I am getting my hair cut! I'm very excited, I really need it all off my neck.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 24, 2005 2:22:12 am PDT #6551 of 10001
What is even happening?

Okay you two, stop being so cute. 'Shipping is bad for my mental health.

Fay, will you/did you get what was supposed to be coming to you from evil school, or did you decide just to be glad to get out.


vw bug - Jun 24, 2005 2:24:06 am PDT #6552 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, my god. They are too cute for words.

Why, oh why did I agree to be at work at 8:30 this morning?


Nora Deirdre - Jun 24, 2005 2:25:58 am PDT #6553 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Because you have been mad sucked in by your employers! They put the voodoo on you!


vw bug - Jun 24, 2005 2:40:19 am PDT #6554 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Bwah! So, so true, Nora. Actually, it's more the kids that put the voodoo on me, I think.