I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.

River ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Jun 23, 2005 10:56:43 am PDT #6478 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Swearing used to embarrass me. I, uh, got over it. Absofuckinglutely.


Strix - Jun 23, 2005 11:01:31 am PDT #6479 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Swearing has never embarassed me. I do it quite a fucking lot.

And it's really, REALLY hard not to swear in front of the classroom. I catch myself all the time

"What the he-- heck are you doing?"

"Ouch, da- dang it!"

"Sunuva -- gun."

I did drop a brick on my foot while student teaching and shout "FuckMONKEY" pretty loudly, but no one was in the room.


Polter-Cow - Jun 23, 2005 11:02:34 am PDT #6480 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

FuckMONKEY

I put the accent on FUCK.


tiggy - Jun 23, 2005 11:56:33 am PDT #6481 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

FuckMONKEY

I totally love this.

I don't swear in front of my parents. so i have one vocabulary for when i'm completely me and comfortable and i have another for when i'm around them. it's awful when i'm driving and they're in the car with me because that's where i tend to do most of my swearing.


Mr. Broom - Jun 23, 2005 11:58:44 am PDT #6482 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Register overlap can be a real bi...tca.


Strix - Jun 23, 2005 12:04:55 pm PDT #6483 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I cuss in front of my parents, but I pretty much stick to the milder oaths, unless I am truly upset. Or telling a dirty joke.

MY mom scolds me mildly when I cuss, especially if "fuck" slips out, but sometimes she gets so irritated (and my mom is a lady) on the road that she'll pop out with a "You..you little fucker!" and it's so CUTE.


vw bug - Jun 23, 2005 12:08:30 pm PDT #6484 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I don't swear around my family, because they would be offended, and I try very hard not to swear at school, because of the rules the kids have. I try to be consistent. That said, I try very hard not to swear at all, but it just doesn't fucking work.


brenda m - Jun 23, 2005 12:12:25 pm PDT #6485 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

My dad will shake his head and fake scold us if he catches us really swearing. But I don't think he really cares, so much as being a little befuddled at his girls getting all raunchy. I've never noticed if he reacts the same way to my brother, though I suspect not.


DawnK - Jun 23, 2005 12:19:06 pm PDT #6486 of 10001
giraffe mode

Hee, vw!

When I was a kid, swearing was a punishable offense, so both my brother and I were careful around both my parents. I remember the first time I said "fuck" in front of my mom I thought she was gonna explode. I was 25. My dad hardly ever swore. If he did, boy howdy did we know to be somewhere else because he was reallly mad. My mom didn't start swearing until after he passed away. Now I have to caution her about her language in front of the kids. Which is way funny considering the above.

I try not to swear in front of the kids because I don't trust the 9 y.o. not to use his new found vocabulary at school. When I'm alone I swear at people all the time because they are driving like jerks - like the guy this morning who stopped in the middle of the lane to make a U turn across double yellow lines.

Will this day ever end? It's not even 3 yet here and I wanna go home and take a nap.


Glamcookie - Jun 23, 2005 12:19:58 pm PDT #6487 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

The only bad words I use in front of the parents are shit, bitch, ass. I've never dropped an F bomb on them but frequently drop it in their absence. It's weird to be 35 and unable to use "fuck" in front of mommy and daddy.