Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - May 22, 2005 5:19:00 pm PDT #582 of 10001
What is even happening?

I know, I know...that may have just lost my Bitch card, but, um, no thank you.
slips spare Vanilla Bitch Card into vw's back pocket


§ ita § - May 22, 2005 5:25:11 pm PDT #583 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Make sure it's not the same vanilla Bitch card Steph had. I think that one was broken.


Aims - May 22, 2005 5:25:33 pm PDT #584 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It could have been evil.


Lee - May 22, 2005 5:27:30 pm PDT #585 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Make sure it's not the same vanilla Bitch card Steph had. I think that one was broken.

Nah. Just bent.


Lilty Cash - May 22, 2005 5:32:54 pm PDT #586 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

So, um, I think I'm going to try to not smoke tommorrow. Or the day after that. And so on. I have three ciggies left, which I'll smoke tonight, then tommorrow put on one of these patch thingies I've got.

Thus, I apologize in advance for the cranky, incoherent Lilty to follow.


Steph L. - May 22, 2005 5:33:35 pm PDT #587 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Make sure it's not the same vanilla Bitch card Steph had. I think that one was broken.

Nah. Just bent.

Ahahahahaha!!! That's PERFECT!


Aims - May 22, 2005 5:35:57 pm PDT #588 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

New Bitch Must Read:

[link]

Toddson picked it up for me and it's wonderful.


DavidS - May 22, 2005 5:36:02 pm PDT #589 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So, um, I think I'm going to try to not smoke tommorrow. Or the day after that. And so on. I have three ciggies left, which I'll smoke tonight, then tommorrow put on one of these patch thingies I've got.

Go Lilty! I want your lungs pretty in pink, instead of crusty and black like a marshmallow you put over a campfire.


Lilty Cash - May 22, 2005 5:38:45 pm PDT #590 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Aimee- I only saw the title and One-Clicked it. Yay!

And thank you so much, Hec. Just do me a favor and remind me of that in three days when I'm ready to bash my head against a wall!

Also, mmmm. Marshmallows.....


sj - May 22, 2005 5:38:47 pm PDT #591 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Go, Lilty! Good luck.