I'm getting all prettied up for my dinner and I remember why I don't wear make up to work.

I always put the shower too hot, my face turns bright red, and then I can't cool down when I'm running around getting dressed and I sweat it all away. I'm shiny and not the good way.

In the document I'm editing is the phrase, "Do not operate with panels removed." I swear I read, "Do not operate with penis removed."

I'm mildly concerned about the effect you guys are having on my brain...

This is why the small fan clipped to the towel bar is our friend, askye. Hope you have a lovely birthday dinner, with or without makeup, with or without "glowing."

More cereal:

In the revision that's going away is the phrase "always use common sense when operating XYZ Piece of Equipment."

I'm thinking that if people have to be instructed to use Common Sense, maybe it's not as common as we've been led to believe.

California Mom: Em had her first earthquake without me!!! *pout*

Blah. The camera has footage of the van, but the window is intact at this point. Then the camera goes to another area and the van is gone by the time it loops back. Poop again. There was a witness that reported it inside the store so now the cops are going to watch the film again and see if they spot the pick up truck described. Also serial number and description sent to pawn shops. I'm trying to convince DH that there is a possibility of recovery.

It was a tablet, not a laptop, and he had driven to Miami to get it because it was the only one he could find within 100 miles that was what we needed. Will be checking eBay later too. But a local sale seems more likely.

Super~cop~ma please.

I always put the shower too hot, my face turns bright red, and then I can't cool down when I'm running around getting dressed and I sweat it all away. I'm shiny and not the good way.

My sister. When I move the shower diverter back to the tub setting, I run the water cold for a moment, and splash my face with cold water. Then, after I've dried off, powdered, etc., I spash my face with cold water, again. After I've dressed, but before I put on moisturizer, I spash it with cold water, again.

My cousin used to keep her make-up and moisturizer in her fridge, in the summer. I keep forgetting to try that, as I don't usually wear it more than once a week. But it might be worth a shot.

Finishing your shower with cool water for the last minute is really good for your skin and hair, FWIW. Not cold, necessarily, but as cool as is comfortable. Tightens up pores and hair follicles so your skin is tighter and your hair doesn't frizz as much.

Pembleton-ma to FL. Cause, you know, God's Detective. And he makes little thieving braindeads cry for their mothers and sign years of their lives away, and like that.

Hey Erika, I read that the military is dropping bomb laden planes in your neck of the woods. You been pissin' em off?