I might be the most graceless creature to walk stumble the Earth. On my way to the grocery store, I inexplicably performed some jaunty little hop out my front door, clocking my knee, really hard, on the doorjamb. As I bend over, speaking obcenities the likes of which you rarely hear, I turn to see a dude at the fruit store next door standing motionless, staring at me. I RULE.
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I turn to see a dude at the fruit store next door standing motionless, staring at me.
It's because you are Teh Hott. Who swears!
We always ended in late May and started in late August.
And seniors got out a week before everyone else.
2 hours left. This day has gone by pretty quickly.
t Fucking loves Nora forever
t Tag does not ever close
You do, Lilty! You have awed fruit store guy.
Oh, I forgot all abot getting out early when you were a senior. That was great.
t flops on face
t realizes she's still at work
t drags self down dirty hallway toward car
dude, keep your open wound clean please!
Kristin, start swearing! Quick!
Think it would work on Music Store Guy? I could walk in, fall down, and start uttering phrases that would make the faint of heart pass out!
Don't get your pretty face all dirty dragging it down the hallway, Kristin.
(eta: I think it's worth a shot, Lilty. It would work in the movies)
Bwhahahahaha.
I love you guys.