Spike: Lots of fuss over one girl. Other things to do around here--important things. Angel: You know that whoosh thing you do when you're suddenly not there anymore? I love that.

'Unleashed'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Katerina Bee - Jun 08, 2005 6:56:46 pm PDT #3607 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

My baby sister didn't really talk until she was almost four. She babbled to me, and I could translate, but parents were much worried. Especially since I had talked early and often. Then, all of a sudden, Baby Sis hit that magical developmental point and she was ready to talk. She hasn't shut up much since then, so I kinda miss the peace n'quiet.


Aims - Jun 08, 2005 7:02:56 pm PDT #3608 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t ::newsticker::

We interrupt Bitches to bring this latest update from "Bridezilla - Save Me From The Spa Day News

Talked to B. Told her I couldn't justify spending a weekend at that spa when we were just scrounging for grocery money. She said she understood, but A) not a weekend - just a few hours. and B) that my service was my birthday present since that's what we do for each other every year, anyway. She also said that she gave T the reins for the shower cause she didn't want me to spend a bunch of money throwing the shower.

I caved and offered my minivan as transpo.

I also called dibs on her bachlorette party which is going to be gaudy and obnoxious and in terribly bad taste. 5 foot inflatable penis and a huge stuffed bra.

She said cool, we both cried, it was great.


Emily - Jun 08, 2005 7:06:06 pm PDT #3609 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Eeeexcellent. Glad to hear it, Aims.

(can I call you Goals?)


Aims - Jun 08, 2005 7:06:58 pm PDT #3610 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Sure.

Why?


Emily - Jun 08, 2005 7:08:33 pm PDT #3611 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Aims = Goals. Just a dumb little thing that I'll totally have forgotten about by the next time I talk to you.


Aims - Jun 08, 2005 7:10:28 pm PDT #3612 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Awesome


sj - Jun 08, 2005 7:37:26 pm PDT #3613 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I am watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy with the Red Sox players. Johnny Damon is on tv in his underwear. Yay!


Polter-Cow - Jun 08, 2005 7:37:57 pm PDT #3614 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Aims = Goals. Just a dumb little thing that I'll totally have forgotten about by the next time I talk to you.

Oooooh. Clever.


Eddie - Jun 08, 2005 7:40:07 pm PDT #3615 of 10001
Your tag here.

Aims = Goals.

Oooooh. Clever.

::lightbulb:: Now I get it! I second the cleaver.


Emily - Jun 08, 2005 7:44:04 pm PDT #3616 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I second the cleaver.

Okay, look, I know you were upset by the logarithmic differentiation rule, but there are healthier ways to deal with hostility...