No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - May 20, 2005 7:59:36 am PDT #316 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Oof, I'm having a sudden urge to fly to Ohio and hit grounders.

Ben's in Mass. However, Owen's not too far away from benefiting from the practice. DH played high school and college baseball, so we're still hoping O settles on his left hand for throwing.


Susan W. - May 20, 2005 8:02:12 am PDT #317 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

OK, I've made all my reminder calls for the wedding, and I now officially get to forget about it until I get to the church for the rehearsal this afternoon. And the sound tech said he'd help me move the sanctuary furniture back after the wedding (when the strapping young ushers will have other things to do, such as flirting with bridesmaids at the reception), so that should minimize my heavy lifting nicely.


Susan W. - May 20, 2005 8:04:23 am PDT #318 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

we're still hoping O settles on his left hand for throwing.

We think Annabel has decided to be right-handed, much to her southpaw father's disappointment. Of course, if we really want to be obsessive baseball parents, we can teach her to bat left and throw right, like Ichiro.


Cashmere - May 20, 2005 8:06:35 am PDT #319 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

My poor lefty brother only had my father teach him sports right-handed. So he bats, golfs, bowls and throws right-handed. That's all too hard for me. Fortunately, my FiL is also lefty, so O will have lots of teachers.

My dad would be on cloud nine if we could produce a pitcher, since he pitched in high school and nearly went to the minors before marrying mom.


Steph L. - May 20, 2005 8:14:39 am PDT #320 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Things Coach David Says About 8,000 Times Per Practice

"Down on the ball! Down on the ball!"

My biggest fault as a fielder was not putting my glove all the way down to snag grounders. (I've always had iffy depth perception.) And as a kid, my Dad would always yell "Put. Your. Glove. DOWN!!!!"

Fast-forward to post-college, when I played with a recreational-level team. We played on Fridays after work, and my Dad would come and watch us (this was back when he was still drinking, and he loved to sit in the bleachers with a cold beer[s] and watch the game).

I was playing third base and missed a grounder because of my old bad habit, and immediately, as if 15 years hadn't passed, I heard from the bleachers: "Put. Your. Glove. DOWN!!!"


DavidS - May 20, 2005 8:15:54 am PDT #321 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ben's in Mass. However, Owen's not too far away from benefiting from the practice.

::reroutes flight plans::

Maybe, I just wanted to Teppy to field them.


Steph L. - May 20, 2005 8:17:06 am PDT #322 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Maybe, I just wanted to Teppy to field them.

I'm happy that, when we played catch in SF last year, it would have been impossible to throw grounders in Deb's driveway. Otherwise, you would have found out how weak I am on them.


DavidS - May 20, 2005 8:22:42 am PDT #323 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm happy that, when we played catch in SF last year, it would have been impossible to throw grounders in Deb's driveway. Otherwise, you would have found out how weak I am on them.

I created a new drill to get Emmett to work on his fielding fundamentals. It's sort of like pepper for fielding. I sit down and bounce short-hops right at your toes (with a padded practice ball) until you get into a strong, spread position and are keyed to the ball and the bounce.


Katerina Bee - May 20, 2005 8:55:01 am PDT #324 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

{{{Deena}}} A dad's heart attack is not necessarily the end. My dad survived his and went on to defeat colon cancer not once but twice. Now he's blissfully married and glowing like a schoolboy with his first girlfriend. FIL survived his heart attack and still wants to go to the bookstore all the time.

Also {{{shrift}}}. I miss my cousin, too.


beathen - May 20, 2005 9:02:36 am PDT #325 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

I was playing third base and missed a grounder because of my old bad habit, and immediately, as if 15 years hadn't passed, I heard from the bleachers: "Put. Your. Glove. DOWN!!!"

I think I would have turned a couple shades of red if my dad did this.