Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Jun 02, 2005 12:14:06 pm PDT #2392 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

tommyrot, when you figure it out, will you please write a ringtones for dummies post?

It appears I have to "purchase" ringtones (I have a Virgin Mobil prepaid phone). eta: No Firefly for me....

But on the bright side, I can get a ringtone that is a woman's voice saying, "Did you drop your kids off at the pool?"

That would never get old....


Laura - Jun 02, 2005 12:14:42 pm PDT #2393 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Stephanie, all the ~ma you need! Also, Joe may be able to help the induction process along ya know.


libkitty - Jun 02, 2005 12:15:45 pm PDT #2394 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Silly me. I didn't even know phones had screensavers. I suppose screensavers are just on the fancy phones?

Perkins' friend, oh, Perkins' friend...

Or, perhaps more appropriately: Perkins, can you find out how I can get your friends phone screensaver?

Or, better yet: Anyone know of any Firefly phone screensavers?


Topic!Cindy - Jun 02, 2005 12:17:37 pm PDT #2395 of 10001
What is even happening?

Depends on your phone and service, Cindy. Buffistech is probably a better place to ask.
I should just rtfb. But that would entail finding the fb.


Connie Neil - Jun 02, 2005 12:26:30 pm PDT #2396 of 10001
brillig

Just back from doctor, I have sleep apnea and need to get one of those fucking cpap machines. Hubby's already got one, and he hates it--when he doesn't appreciate it, to give it it's due. Bah.

I know if I lose weight etc. I won't have the problem. However, if I got to slap clueless strangers who annoyed me, my blood pressure would go down, too, but that's not likely to happen, either.


Deena - Jun 02, 2005 12:37:10 pm PDT #2397 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

it seems like it would change treatment methods (?)

Not really, Debet, since there seems to be no treatment plan for him right now other than to teach him to play well with others and deal with the world as it is.

I'm sorry about the apnea and the machine and not getting to slap strangers, Connie.


Connie Neil - Jun 02, 2005 12:40:19 pm PDT #2398 of 10001
brillig

Deena loves me, she sympathizes with my inabiltiy to assault people on the street.


Deena - Jun 02, 2005 12:41:06 pm PDT #2399 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

It's an inability that hurts us all.


ChiKat - Jun 02, 2005 12:43:10 pm PDT #2400 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I have sleep apnea and need to get one of those fucking cpap machines.

Oh, connie, that sucks. I got diagnosed with sleep apnea 2 years ago which then led me to my first Weight Watchers meeting. I've gained back about 15 lbs. in the past 6 months, tho, and I think the apnea has come back. I need to get back to WW.


DebetEsse - Jun 02, 2005 12:47:25 pm PDT #2401 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Well, that's good, then, Deena.

connie, that's no fun. Several members of my family have one, and they've always struck me as slightly Vader-ish, but breathing while sleeping is a good thing, so, worth it.