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Connie Neil - Jun 01, 2005 1:09:11 pm PDT #2174 of 10001

brillig

There are a bunch of ads out there exhorting men to become aware of their prostates. The goal is to deal more effectively with prostate cancer, I know, but, dear god, I go to a slashy, porny place every time I see one of those ads.

One of the ads: "9 out of 10 men don't know where their prostate is. The 10th one is lying."

And I think, "No, the 10th one is gay."

Nora Deirdre - Jun 01, 2005 1:10:26 pm PDT #2175 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

"No, the 10th one is gay."

Heh.

Atropa - Jun 01, 2005 1:21:21 pm PDT #2176 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Bunny! I went for a brisk 15 minute walk around the office park (nicely-manicured lawns, man-made stream with little pools, pretty flowers) and saw, in the middle of one of those nicely-manicured lawns, a bunny! Sitting there eating grass, twitching its nose, looking very pleased with itself.

Lee - Jun 01, 2005 1:22:51 pm PDT #2177 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Did it have fangs, or red glowing eyes?

DavidS - Jun 01, 2005 1:24:26 pm PDT #2178 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sitting there eating grass, twitching its nose, looking very pleased with itself.

This is pretty much how I imagine you in your room full o' petticoats.

Atropa - Jun 01, 2005 1:24:41 pm PDT #2179 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Did it have fangs, or red glowing eyes?

Sadly, no. If it had, I would have tried to catch it. Watch me lure a rabbit into my hat!

EpicTangent - Jun 01, 2005 1:29:56 pm PDT #2180 of 10001

Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Sitting there eating grass

This is pretty much how I imagine you

Hey Zero Points Baybee!

So I'm sitting here listening to Lisah's CD, and it occurs to me to wonder whether we ever heard how Nick's band did in that Battle of the Bands a few weeks back.

Deena? Still hereabouts?

DavidS - Jun 01, 2005 1:36:45 pm PDT #2181 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey Zero Points Baybee!

Oh, she can be nibbling on red bell pepper strips if she prefers.

Hil R. - Jun 01, 2005 2:35:50 pm PDT #2182 of 10001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Sean, that's great! Lots of transition~ma, and job~ma, too.

sj - Jun 01, 2005 2:37:56 pm PDT #2183 of 10001

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Congratulations, Sean! Moving~ma and job~ma. I wish you and your girlfriend all the best.

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