No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Emily - May 31, 2005 10:16:32 am PDT #1874 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

And yet I've known more Freds than Emilys. It's a kooky world.


Calli - May 31, 2005 10:18:08 am PDT #1875 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

"William", however, is in the top 20 throughout their timeline. It's gone from 2 to 11, but still.


Lilty Cash - May 31, 2005 10:23:33 am PDT #1876 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Laughs forever. Heh. I kinda want one. (Work safe)


vw bug - May 31, 2005 10:23:55 am PDT #1877 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I have to pee. There is no one in the office to answer phones so I can go pee. I can't leave the office to go find someone. This is a problem.

But, I've gotten three compliments on my new skirt that I got for $4.07 at Filene's yesterday, plus, two compliments on my new shoes. I'm all professional and shit.


-t - May 31, 2005 10:26:53 am PDT #1878 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Wow, I never realized how much Katie Holmes looks like Valerie Bertinelli.

"Tamara" peaked at 86 in the 70's. I'm such a trendsetter.


Sophia Brooks - May 31, 2005 10:29:12 am PDT #1879 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Laughs forever. Heh. I kinda want one. (Work safe)

BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!


sj - May 31, 2005 10:29:14 am PDT #1880 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Gronk.

{{{Betsy}}} I am so sorry about the burglary.

{{{Lilty}}} I am sorry for your loss.

Delightful~ma, Trudy.

Belated Birthday wishes, Gud!

I am at work.
Yay, vw!


Connie Neil - May 31, 2005 10:30:58 am PDT #1881 of 10001
brillig

The early '60s, when I was born, saw the beginning of a huge old slump in Connie. 1942 was the heyday of my name.

My sisters' (late '50s babies all) names all saw their heydays in the 40s as well. I think my mother must have been feeling nostalgic.

edit: my mother's odd first name was, while not common, not that rare when she was born. Flamed out in the '80s, though.


Gris - May 31, 2005 10:31:27 am PDT #1882 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Somebody should give me a thorough, accurate recap of what happened with Tom Cruise. I feel like I've missed a major pop culture moment.

I'm guessing it's the same thing as the first paragraph here, but, though hilarious, that doesn't actually tell me much.


Betsy HP - May 31, 2005 10:39:54 am PDT #1883 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I have just confirmed that I wore one of the stolen pieces on Wednesday.

This is weirdly comforting; it means that our house was burglarized at most three days before we noticed it, rather than its standing unnoticed for weeks.