I'm pretty sure that by being a cute female customer you're part of the mating ritual.
Saffron: You won't tell anyone about me breaking down? Mal: I won't. Saffron: Then I won't tell anyone how easily I got your gun out of your holster. Mal: I'll take that as a kindness.
'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Tom Scola - May 27, 2005 3:03:05 pm PDT #1454 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Steph L. - May 27, 2005 3:06:27 pm PDT #1455 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Is showing your cute female customer a porny comic one of the mating rituals of the tribe of the comic book geeks? Because I'm just not sure.
I think it is, actually.
Hec's opinion was also yes.
I'm pretty sure that by being a cute female customer you're part of the mating ritual.
Oooh! So the porn is just a bonus? Sweet!
Gris - May 27, 2005 3:09:33 pm PDT #1456 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Both Teppy and Lilty are being flirted with by cute retail employees.
All is good and right in the world.
§ ita § - May 27, 2005 3:12:55 pm PDT #1457 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I WANT A CUTE RETAIL EMPLOYEE!
Which really doesn't include anyone that's sold me comics.
Steph L. - May 27, 2005 3:15:26 pm PDT #1458 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
My comic-book guy is cute, geeky, funny, a yellow-dog democrat, and drives the same kind of car I do.
Surely it's a match made in heaven.
§ ita § - May 27, 2005 3:17:59 pm PDT #1459 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My comic book guy has the worst hairpiece ever, routinely doesn't do up his fly, and has been playing THE SAME ALBUM FOR OVER A YEAR.
I must look elsewhere.
Atropa - May 27, 2005 3:18:19 pm PDT #1460 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
My comic-book guy is cute, geeky, funny, a yellow-dog democrat, and drives the same kind of car I do.
Surely it's a match made in heaven.
So ask him to go see Batman Begins with you, and go for coffee after.
Gris - May 27, 2005 3:22:45 pm PDT #1461 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Batman Begins on IMAX.
Note to self: See if any NYCistas want to see Batman Begins on IMAX with me the weekend after it opens, since I'll suddenly be moved there and all.
Second note to self: From now on, make your notes to self in places yourself is likely to ever read again.
Steph L. - May 27, 2005 3:23:31 pm PDT #1462 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
has been playing THE SAME ALBUM FOR OVER A YEAR.
Oooh! And mine plays cool music, too. Sometimes weird shit, but sometimes cool.
So ask him to go see Batman Begins with you, and go for coffee after.
I am pathologically, *physically* terrified of rejection. So....no.
Gris - May 27, 2005 3:24:22 pm PDT #1463 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Present it as a geeky thing: "Man, I really want to see Batman Begins on IMAX, but none of my friends want to pay the extra dollars for the extra screen space..."
It's called "the wussy way." My preferred choice.