It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?

This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.


Vonnie K - Sep 14, 2005 11:08:06 am PDT #989 of 10434
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

I always associated "hoo-ha" with the female genitalia, not the male.

Dude. Was that what Al Pacino was howling about in "Scent of a Woman"? I never knew. I better go brush up on my hooch slang.

On a more felicitatious fanfic note, the multiverse 2005 story authors have been revealed! [link]

I'm not at all surprised that my favorite story of the bunch, Ekphugion (BSG/Miles Vorkosigan), was written by Shaye. Damn, that girl is talented.


Emily - Sep 14, 2005 11:11:31 am PDT #990 of 10434
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Wasn't that the Mary Louise Parker thing in Boys on the Side? And Whoopi Goldberg chanted "cunt" at her in an attempt to loosen her up some?


erikaj - Sep 14, 2005 11:18:09 am PDT #991 of 10434
Always Anti-fascist!

I think...though I've not seen that movie in a long time.


Gris - Sep 14, 2005 11:32:28 am PDT #992 of 10434
Hey. New board.

Hoo-ha is more vagina than penis, but not much of either.


Dana - Sep 14, 2005 11:35:57 am PDT #993 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

shrift, you still around? I have sent you porn.

(Sorry for abusing the thread, but I'm not caught up in Natter and avoiding last night's TV spoilers.)


Emily - Sep 14, 2005 11:37:33 am PDT #994 of 10434
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Oh, the thread really loves it.


shrift - Sep 14, 2005 11:48:04 am PDT #995 of 10434
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

shrift, you still around? I have sent you porn.

You say porn, and I appear. It's like magic! Or possibly stalking.


Katie M - Sep 14, 2005 6:42:42 pm PDT #996 of 10434
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Nikita started to touch Michael’s ‘hoo-ha’

I have had a very bad day, and then I saw this, and it made me laugh. So you have definitely done your good deed for the day, Dana. Hoo-ha! *snicker*


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 15, 2005 12:06:56 pm PDT #997 of 10434
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The unicorn goofiness lead me to discover the new-to-me Oblivious by shalott, which I don't think has been linked to here previously.


Dana - Sep 15, 2005 12:12:18 pm PDT #998 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I guess I just assume that everyone in the world reads her LJ. Oblivious is one of my favorites of hers.