My theory is if you call it a hoo-ha you're too young to see one that isn't yours.

I always associated "hoo-ha" with the female genitalia, not the male.

I can't believe he just wrote that....

She was sucking desperately the small, but yet perfect center of his being. She was rubbing herself against his legs, like a dog in heat and rubbing her breasts against his chest.

Wait, so she's sucking his "small but perfect" (oh, I can't resist the quotation) "center", her breasts are on his chest, and... what's rubbing against his legs?

I think we had this conversation before. I like how neither of them are aware of his "staff" "unfurling" -- wait, what's she got in her mouth again?

When I picture someone saying "hoo-ha" it's always some slightly prudish relative. Maybe someone's mom or aunt. The kind of prudish that's not really...you know, some guy takes his girlfriend (or boyfriend) to a family event and the relative starts on the embarassing stories.

"Well, you know, when Billy was a baby there was an issue with his...wel...you know... his (stage whisper) 'hoo-ha'. Didn't know what was wrong with him for awhile and, my, weren't we worried that it was serious! Thankfully it turned out okay! We barely even think about it, I'm sure Billy was too young to even know there was a fuss. Right, Billy?"

Then Billy tries to die of embarassment, or the relative would spontaneously combust.

I think we had this conversation before.

Yeah. Hil was fairly worried about Nikita's spine last time through.

The only meaning I've ever understood for 'hoo-ha' is that it's like 'a to-do' or 'a bit of a ruckus'. Like "there was a bit of a hoo-ha at the wedding".

I always associated "hoo-ha" with the female genitalia, not the male.

Dude. Was that what Al Pacino was howling about in "Scent of a Woman"? I never knew. I better go brush up on my hooch slang.

On a more felicitatious fanfic note, the multiverse 2005 story authors have been revealed! [link]

I'm not at all surprised that my favorite story of the bunch, Ekphugion (BSG/Miles Vorkosigan), was written by Shaye. Damn, that girl is talented.

Wasn't that the Mary Louise Parker thing in Boys on the Side? And Whoopi Goldberg chanted "cunt" at her in an attempt to loosen her up some?

I think...though I've not seen that movie in a long time.

Hoo-ha is more vagina than penis, but not much of either.