But wouldn't sanitizing it be a bitch afterwards?
My god...he's gonna do the whole speech.
Buffy ,'Chosen'
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WindSparrow - Jan 26, 2015 8:20:48 am PST #9481 of 10434
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
juliana - Jan 26, 2015 8:21:53 am PST #9482 of 10434
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
UV. You know Stark could kit up something.
P.M. Marc - Jan 26, 2015 8:24:12 am PST #9483 of 10434
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Prophylactic gauntlets. IJS.
WindSparrow - Jan 26, 2015 8:31:02 am PST #9484 of 10434
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Wait. I thought this was all Bucky/Steve stuff. Slash tends not to be my special cake but I can imagine the hell out of Cap stammering his way through asking Iron Man for technical assistance while Tony just pretends to be obtuse to embarass him.
Natasha would eventually take pity on Steve and spell it out in such a way that Tony ends up fearing for his dangly bits should he pursue further jocularity on the topic.
P.M. Marc - Jan 26, 2015 8:36:19 am PST #9485 of 10434
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Dude, this is ALL Bucky/Steve stuff for me.
I mean, Tony could probably whip something up, but I can't see Steve asking. He and Bucky are practical fellows with creative tactical brains. They'd figure it out.
An enema and enough lube, and it can't be any worse than cleaning blood out of it.
WindSparrow - Jan 26, 2015 9:12:42 am PST #9486 of 10434
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Run away, run away.
Connie Neil - Jan 26, 2015 9:15:45 am PST #9487 of 10434
brillig
I don't normally say this, but you all are a bunch of sickies.
edit: You're welcome.
P.M. Marc - Jan 26, 2015 9:40:20 am PST #9488 of 10434
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
What's the best kind of lube to use on an advanced prosthetic, anyhow?
juliana - Jan 26, 2015 9:45:47 am PST #9489 of 10434
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
According to a shallow Google search, something silicone-based (most hits are for prosthetic eyes, interestingly).
Calli - Jan 26, 2015 9:45:51 am PST #9490 of 10434
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Prophylactic gauntlets. IJS.
Think of the texture options--ribs, nubbins, etc.