Yeah, yeah. Just cuz they spent a lot of time in cryo doesn't mean they're dead. Sure, sure.
Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
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WindSparrow - Jan 26, 2015 6:47:48 am PST #9478 of 10434
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
P.M. Marc - Jan 26, 2015 6:50:41 am PST #9479 of 10434
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Though think of the sensation play you could do just by heating or chilling the arm!
juliana - Jan 26, 2015 8:19:27 am PST #9480 of 10434
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
La la la I can't hear metal arm fisting la la la
Oh, I doubt it would be *that* quiet!
I mean, if nothing else, we know the servos make noise as the plates adjust. Which could have a fun play aspect, as well.
WindSparrow - Jan 26, 2015 8:20:48 am PST #9481 of 10434
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
But wouldn't sanitizing it be a bitch afterwards?
juliana - Jan 26, 2015 8:21:53 am PST #9482 of 10434
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
UV. You know Stark could kit up something.
P.M. Marc - Jan 26, 2015 8:24:12 am PST #9483 of 10434
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Prophylactic gauntlets. IJS.
WindSparrow - Jan 26, 2015 8:31:02 am PST #9484 of 10434
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Wait. I thought this was all Bucky/Steve stuff. Slash tends not to be my special cake but I can imagine the hell out of Cap stammering his way through asking Iron Man for technical assistance while Tony just pretends to be obtuse to embarass him.
Natasha would eventually take pity on Steve and spell it out in such a way that Tony ends up fearing for his dangly bits should he pursue further jocularity on the topic.
P.M. Marc - Jan 26, 2015 8:36:19 am PST #9485 of 10434
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Dude, this is ALL Bucky/Steve stuff for me.
I mean, Tony could probably whip something up, but I can't see Steve asking. He and Bucky are practical fellows with creative tactical brains. They'd figure it out.
An enema and enough lube, and it can't be any worse than cleaning blood out of it.
WindSparrow - Jan 26, 2015 9:12:42 am PST #9486 of 10434
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Run away, run away.
Connie Neil - Jan 26, 2015 9:15:45 am PST #9487 of 10434
brillig
I don't normally say this, but you all are a bunch of sickies.
edit: You're welcome.