And now that I'm home, ita !, thanks for the links!

Am reading an Avengers fic with surprise!DonnaNoble. House of Odin series. Which all kinds of strange since I just finished Alons'y Avengers.

English Muffins: and it's abandoned. Too bad.

Now onto a bootlegger fic. No! You can't have peepers and cicadas at the same time!

This is sort of embarrassing, but has anyone read any good Snow White/Huntsman fic based on the movie? I have a craving.

There were some stories in the last Yuletide.

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The one I remember reading is this, which I thought was good, but may not scratch your itch.

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Thank you, ma'am!

I see a Huntsman/William story, too, which might scratch a different itch.

Domenika Marzione has started posting a sequel to Freezer Burn.

So far, so good, but that's hardly unexpected.

You know, I wish I liked Freezer Burn more than I did. There's something about her narrative technique that didn't work for me, although I used to really like her storytelling. A bit too much telling, maybe? Narration rather than events, maybe?

Plus too much food porn: I just can't buy Steve Rogers being quite that fascinated by nouveau American cuisine.

I just got dick-nannied at dA, which is supremely irritating because a picture of people fucking like mine can't be fixed by censoring the erect penis. Here's some of what what dA's rules prohibit:

• Masturbation
Hands should not come into contact with genitalia in a manner which is clearly a display of fondling or masturbation.

• Sexual Intercourse.
Subjects should not be depicted in a clear display of sexual intercourse. This includes depictions of sexual penetration, oral to genital contact, genital to anal contact, and oral to anal contact without exception. Some depictions of same sex genital to genital contact and some depictions of oral to breast contact might qualify under this guideline as adjudicated by staff but not all will be considered an automatic violation of policy.

• Vaginal, Penile or Anal Penetration
This includes depictions of any object being inserted into the vagina, penis or anus.

• Sexual body fluids (actual or simulated).
There should be no depiction of semen or vaginal lubricants.

• Erections.
There should be no use of imagery depicting an erect penis, however there may be exceptions granted to illustrations created for legitimate medical or educational purposes.

• Vaginal or Anal Spreading
Female subjects should not be depicted with their labia spread or parted in any manner by hand or manipulated open or parted by any other artificial means or object. Neither sex should show the anus manually opened in a similar fashion.

• Adult oriented (sexual) toys.
"Adult toys" consisting of dildos, strap-ons, vibrators, and similar items which are crafted to realistically represent a phallus or "receptive" vagina are not allowed. Items and devices which do not depict a male or female organ in a realistic fashion will be reviewed on a case-by-case basis for acceptability in a submission.

Going around telling people to pixellate pictures like mine is pearl-clutching and USELESS. If that's not a clear display of sexual intercourse, I can go back life drawing class. I just pasted the bulk of that text over most of their bodies and left the entry so that me snapping at the useless nannies is preserved in public.

Either stay out of the game, or do it properly. I had a whole five minutes thinking I'd fixed shit, but I'd fixed shit. So to speak.

However, I am trying to work out how much sex I can put into a picture and get around those rules...looks like you can use penetrative objects that don't look like dicks in fake anuses, but extensive breast manipulation (with hand) is probably more my speed.

Anyway--I have nothing against dA's rules. Their playground, their boundaries. Pissy people misstating them, on the other hand--they bother me.

Hey--an actor is running a transformative work competition with the theme of their character:

Can I just say? I LOVE OSRIC CHAU.

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Criteria: Create and be creative about it
Theme: Kevin Tran
Rules: Post your entries or a link to them in the comments section below. Three winners in total, Top two entries with the most likes and an entry voted on by a council of my friends.
Prize: I'll be taking the 3 winners out for food (of the winners' choice) before or after the Supernatural convention in Dallas in mid-late September 2013.

Good luck to all and make things that never could have been without your efforts!

What is not adorable there?