That's romantic? I think you've been trolled, ita.
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Consuela - Feb 06, 2012 7:58:07 pm PST #7568 of 10434
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 06, 2012 8:01:49 pm PST #7569 of 10434
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I say, return fire with cafe de labeill and romantisize the hell out of him.
§ ita § - Feb 06, 2012 8:10:10 pm PST #7570 of 10434
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's not like he's new, or anything--we've talked before, quite a lot. And it's not like I'm a good target (even on IO9) for grossing out with porn--I did start the conversation, after all.
*So* weird. I have no idea how to respond.
Calli - Feb 07, 2012 2:14:38 am PST #7571 of 10434
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I think Swift settled things in Battle of the Books with his spider and bee allegory. [link] He was talking about basing derivative works on writings of the "ancients," not Merlin or The Avengers. But fanfic based on Aristophanes is still fanfic.
P.M. Marc - Feb 07, 2012 7:23:13 am PST #7572 of 10434
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
*So* weird. I have no idea how to respond.
The same way any good one-upper does: graphic Wincest dubcon fanart links.
§ ita § - Feb 07, 2012 7:49:14 am PST #7573 of 10434
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nah, I went with Matt's suggestion. I went with this. From home, I might give him something unromantic, perhaps with tentacles. Wincest tentacles...
P.M. Marc - Feb 07, 2012 8:57:12 am PST #7574 of 10434
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Just make sure you say it's the single most romantic thing you have ever seen.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 07, 2012 8:58:45 am PST #7575 of 10434
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Bwah ha ha! I'm half surprised kittens wearing bows didn't spill out of my monitor when I clicked the link!
§ ita § - Feb 07, 2012 9:17:55 am PST #7576 of 10434
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Spats, motherfucker. Spats.
P.M. Marc - Feb 07, 2012 9:27:03 am PST #7577 of 10434
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I think I spit on my monitor looking at it.