You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?

This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.


Consuela - Feb 06, 2012 7:58:07 pm PST #7568 of 10436
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

That's romantic? I think you've been trolled, ita.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 06, 2012 8:01:49 pm PST #7569 of 10436
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I say, return fire with cafe de labeill and romantisize the hell out of him.


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2012 8:10:10 pm PST #7570 of 10436
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's not like he's new, or anything--we've talked before, quite a lot. And it's not like I'm a good target (even on IO9) for grossing out with porn--I did start the conversation, after all.

*So* weird. I have no idea how to respond.


Calli - Feb 07, 2012 2:14:38 am PST #7571 of 10436
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I think Swift settled things in Battle of the Books with his spider and bee allegory. [link] He was talking about basing derivative works on writings of the "ancients," not Merlin or The Avengers. But fanfic based on Aristophanes is still fanfic.


P.M. Marc - Feb 07, 2012 7:23:13 am PST #7572 of 10436
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

*So* weird. I have no idea how to respond.

The same way any good one-upper does: graphic Wincest dubcon fanart links.


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2012 7:49:14 am PST #7573 of 10436
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nah, I went with Matt's suggestion. I went with this. From home, I might give him something unromantic, perhaps with tentacles. Wincest tentacles...


P.M. Marc - Feb 07, 2012 8:57:12 am PST #7574 of 10436
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Just make sure you say it's the single most romantic thing you have ever seen.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 07, 2012 8:58:45 am PST #7575 of 10436
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Bwah ha ha! I'm half surprised kittens wearing bows didn't spill out of my monitor when I clicked the link!


§ ita § - Feb 07, 2012 9:17:55 am PST #7576 of 10436
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Spats, motherfucker. Spats.


P.M. Marc - Feb 07, 2012 9:27:03 am PST #7577 of 10436
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I think I spit on my monitor looking at it.