People are so weird. A guy who was coming across pretty prudish (didn't like the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen because it had weird sex in it) just suggested I check out dtiberius fanart porn. Because it's romantic.
So far it's all chicks with dicks (I have no idea how the characters identify their genders--this is just a description of their physicality) deep throating each other. I wouldn't be all "Aroo?!!" if he hadn't specifically said romantic. Hot, if that's your thing, I get, but it's so far just blowjobs.
I'm looking at Wonder Woman buttfuck...Star Sapphire, maybe...who's blowing Hawkgirl, and I feel like I've been punked.
That's romantic? I think you've been trolled, ita.
I say, return fire with cafe de labeill and romantisize the hell out of him.
It's not like he's new, or anything--we've talked before, quite a lot. And it's not like I'm a good target (even on IO9) for grossing out with porn--I did start the conversation, after all.
*So* weird. I have no idea how to respond.
I think Swift settled things in
Battle of the Books
with his spider and bee allegory. [link] He was talking about basing derivative works on writings of the "ancients," not
Merlin
or
The Avengers.
But fanfic based on Aristophanes is still fanfic.
*So* weird. I have no idea how to respond.
The same way any good one-upper does: graphic Wincest dubcon fanart links.
Nah, I went with Matt's suggestion. I went with this. From home, I might give him something unromantic, perhaps with tentacles. Wincest tentacles...
Just make sure you say it's the single most romantic thing you have ever seen.
Bwah ha ha! I'm half surprised kittens wearing bows didn't spill out of my monitor when I clicked the link!
Spats, motherfucker. Spats.
