I heard Dike Van Dyke on "Wait Wait" recently, who claimed that Bert's accent was a result of the dialect coach the studio had hired, and not his fault!

Aha, the Kendra excuse.

If so, I can only assume the dialect coach was a member of the IRA who chose a unique way of striking a blow against England.

Well, he did claim the coach was Irish.

It's been fifty years: I'm inclined to cut the guy some slack.

Oh, wait, we're in Fanfic. Um, topic, topic: I'm having an interesting time writing in my first literary fandom, because CS Lewis was just as shaky a world-builder as any television franchise one might care to name. It's fun to poke holes in a beloved icon!

I'm trying to find well-written, non-romantic/slash Criminal Minds fic, and it's remarkably hard to find, especially the non-slash type. What is it with everyone trying to slash obviously het types like Hotch and Morgan?

I love Barb's Reid/Prentiss fic, as well as Madlori's stories in the same vein, but am really interested in case fic without any relationships. Any ideas?

What is it with everyone trying to slash obviously het types like Hotch and Morgan?

Because they don't believe in "obviously het"? I kinda don't.

I just find slashing Morgan (especially) being way out of character, because due to his background of being a sexual abuse victim, he can barely touch another man. When he held Hotch after pulling him off of Foyet's body in "100," that was a huge thing for him, IMO. So, slashing him with another man just reads as wrong, to me at least.

because due to his background of being a sexual abuse victim, he can barely touch another man

I can't say I've ever noticed him being significantly more touch-averse than any of the other guys on the team when it comes to men. They aren't a touchy feely group by and large, when you take Morgan and Garcia out of the equation.

And, honestly, being abused by a guy as a kid isn't a guarantee for heterosexuality by a long shot.

Belatedly, thanks, Dana! Those were all really, really good. Lovely enough to burn the aftertaste of the horrid Potterverse crossover out of my brain.

>And, honestly, being abused by a guy as a kid isn't a guarantee for heterosexuality by a long shot.

I'm switching your quotes around because I don't think Kathy's saying that at all.

When he held Hotch after pulling him off of Foyet's body in "100," that was a huge thing for him, IMO. So, slashing him with another man just reads as wrong, to me at least.

I can't say I've ever noticed him being significantly more touch-averse than any of the other guys on the team when it comes to men. They aren't a touchy feely group by and large, when you take Morgan and Garcia out of the equation.

Here's where I see the conflict, and I'm not sure where I fall. Between A&E and ION my watching of CM has been so disjointed that it's hard for me to gauge this. But I think I will be looking for it (one way or the other) in rewatches.

Positing Morgan as straight, would affectionate or intimate touching from other men bother him more, given his background? If Morgan is other than straight, would that be different? Would he perhaps have had more impetus to work through/adapt/get over it? Or would it be even more challenging? I don't know at all, but it's an interesting question.

I feel like I should say here, I'm trying to think this through for Morgan the character we know, as much as we do. Not "does abuse fuck you up more or less depending on sexuality." Been spending too much time on other boards, I think.

I will say that Morgan pings me as straighter than Hotch does, but also possibly less worked up about it one way or the other. In a fic context, I can picture either with some fluidity, but with Hotch it would bring a lot more angsty introspection.

I think for me, a big part of my issue with slash fic as a whole is that, before I started hanging out here, I've never known anyone IRL who was out as being bisexual, and the gay people I've known never talked about having any interest in the opposite sex at all. So, when I see a character on tv/movies who is demonstrably het, such as Morgan and Hotch, I tend to put them into the solely-het category, and it would have to take them showing me something else in canon to convince me otherwise.