Stolen from Consuela on LJ:

Horrible Fanon Childhood Showdown.

There's only one woman on the list!

I have to admit, I'm not up on fic in many of these fandoms, so I'm guessing about a lot of them. Knowing Bodie has a lot of fanon misery does make me want to seek fic out, though.

I'm very disappointed in Torchwood fic that Ianto couldn't give Daniel Jackson a run for his money--or perhaps I just underestimate the woobiness of Daniel.

What happened to DiNozzo (I don't really follow NCIS) that made his childhood suck worse than Logan Echolls?

perhaps I just underestimate the woobiness of Daniel.

Daniel, IN CANON, watched his parents crushed by a falling museum exhibit. I imagine his fanon childhood is filled with terrible foster home experiences and the like.

Who has more fanon childhood misery?

Jim Kirk (Star Trek (2009)) 47 (67.1%)

Alex Krycek (The X-Files) 23 (32.9%)

I find this very hard to believe. But it's one of the very few where I'm familiar enough with both candidates to even have an opinion.

But honestly, the entire post is making my head explode:

Who has more fanon childhood misery?

Worse fanon childhood?

More fanon ~manpain~ incurred before age eighteen?

Why are these separate questions? What makes them different?

Seriously, I'm getting way too worked up about this.

Tim Bayliss has got to make the top ten.

Oops, I kept reading "fanon" as "canon"-- I guess that explains the Echolls/DiNozzo.

Brenda, have you seen the deleted scenes in the Trek reboot? 700% more fodder than the final cut.

Oh yeah. The falling museum exhibit death. The most lolarious childhood tragedy ever. (Poor Daniel! *snickers*)

Ianto's sister seemed awesome, so his childhood couldn't have been that bad. Of course, I skipped a bunch of S1 TW so I could be missing some big reveal. Unless we're talking about entire fanon manpain.

I'm sad that more women aren't on the list. Sarah Connor has enough angst to give many of those guys a run for their money. And Starbuck, with her abusive mother and disciplinary problems and relationship fuckups and angst and guilt over the dead fiance and her adultery and lost ovum and everything! Just how messed up does she have to be to be there? It kinda makes me roll my eyes at the fannish preoccupation with manpain, to be honest.

ETA: OK, Sarah Connor's angst didn't begin until she met Kyle, so scratch that. But Starbuck? Totally qualifies.

In canon, DiNozzo has an absent mother and a callous father who disinherited him. There isn't much else specified. I'd imagine ficcers would like to explain his rampant capers and caddishness with childhood pain.

As for Ianto, I think of the lies he apparently told Torchwood about his father and I just see him as ripe for fanon exploitation.

But Daniel--he's just so exploited in the text that you barely have to lift a finger in fanon.

Still, list needs Batman. And G Callen.

It kinda makes me roll my eyes at the fannish preoccupation with manpain

See, but manpain's funny.

As DiNozzo has exhibited the maturity of a third grader in every episode of NCIS I've ever watched, I would assume that current events can still be counted toward his childhood misery.