Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'


Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?

This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.


JZ - Jul 26, 2007 2:49:02 pm PDT #4203 of 10436
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

but Sam just got to Palo Alto, and is in the Travelodge on El Camino Real, enjoying the Bay breeze and the smell of salt air.

Maybe that Travelodge comes with complimentary salt-scented incense sticks or Glade plug-ins?


Lee - Jul 26, 2007 2:52:23 pm PDT #4204 of 10436
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I was actually slighty wrong. He was crossing El Camino Real, on his way to the Travelodge.

Because, you know, the Bay breeze is MUCH stronger there.


JZ - Jul 26, 2007 2:54:48 pm PDT #4205 of 10436
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'm amazed they didn't mention how he had to swerve all over the road to avoid the herds of elephant seals.


Lee - Jul 26, 2007 2:58:59 pm PDT #4206 of 10436
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Well, he was on foot, so he could probably just step over them.


JZ - Jul 26, 2007 3:06:16 pm PDT #4207 of 10436
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Well, he was on foot, so he could probably just step over them.

But, still, the author should have mentioned him stepping over them, just to give the story that last little touch of true, authentic, by-gum-I-did-my-research! local flavor.


Lee - Jul 26, 2007 3:13:03 pm PDT #4208 of 10436
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

That was the weird thing. If you research enough to know about ECR, why not finish the job?


Ailleann - Jul 26, 2007 3:22:43 pm PDT #4209 of 10436
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Hell, a quick Google Maps search would answer that.

signed, Google Maps found the Jersey Pine Barrens for my Midwestern ass


juliana - Jul 26, 2007 3:32:14 pm PDT #4210 of 10436
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

a quick Google Maps search would answer that.

Yeah, I don't get that. Why not just make sure, just in case?


Consuela - Jul 26, 2007 5:06:30 pm PDT #4211 of 10436
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

If you research enough to know about ECR, why not finish the job?

Hah! Lee, if you scroll back in this thread about a hundred posts, you'll find the exact same post by me. Hee.

Threw me right out of the story, it did.


Lee - Jul 26, 2007 5:10:59 pm PDT #4212 of 10436
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hee. I saw your post, but didn't remember/realuze it was about this story.