Oh my God, I went looking for Lorne-centric SGA porn on my lunch break and found a badfic writer that may rival the Nikita muse. One sentence of hers:

Evan responded with an expression of faint surprise followed by a slow, lazy smile that rapidly resulted in Carson simultaneously losing the ability to stand erect in the attitude of attention as his muscles and bones somehow lost their purpose as well as another part of his body suddenly gaining the ability to jut erect from his weakening body with no possible hope of deflation any time soon.

...wow.

You know, I think I'm actually kind of impressed.

Though Evan i totally not Lorne's name.

sneaks into thread

sits down in corner with popcorn

Don't mind me. I'm just lurking in a visible, non-lurky manner.

Kavan Smith confirmed that that was his character's name in an interview weeks ago. And Carson calls Lorne by his name in the episode "Sunday" .

That's...a really long sentence.

It really is. And I mean that is the most word-county way possible.

Kavan Smith confirmed that that was his character's name in an interview weeks ago. And Carson calls Lorne by his name in the episode "Sunday" .

...totally blanked on that.

Darn. Now I have to go back and change stuff. My chips were on Nick.

That's the one I liked best of the unofficial fanfic names, too. Based on the rodeo AU Harlequin story, I think, which was the first I read that dealt with the character in real depth. But Evan's a good name, and it's not like people are going to be calling him by it much anyway.

Yeah, I was a fan of Nick, but I'm okay with Evan. I'm just glad to have it settled already.

rodeo AU Harlequin story

Duuude. Link? Or wait, is that the one where McKay and Zelenka are vets?

It's weird going back to stories and seeing everyone's idea of what Rodney's full name.