Slacker!

Also, dude, in addition to my own Yuletide story, I wrote for another ficathon, and so far I have beta read for five people.

ETA: By which I mean, yeah, I'm insane and I do feel kind of like a slacker.

t still watching pinch hit list like a hawk

I, uhhm, beta'ed one, but I knew I'd flake on writing an actual story in time. Looking forward to the big reveal for everyone else's, though!

I just did Yuletide this year, but I held SA's hand and Bip Bip Bipped her through Yuletide and DWNOGA this afternoon. Girl was writing like a mad thing! It was awesome!

Oh my god, look at all those pinch hits. I need to, uh, pick one of the twenty I could do and see if I get it.

Oh lord. Funniest fanficrants post ever:

Wild Turkey is whiskey. As such, it is absolutely inappropriate as anal lube.

I just inhaled water into my lungs.

I mean, sometimes I think it's hilarious when people write about booze when it's incredibly obvious they've never had it, and people like to poke fun at the kids writing sex when they've never had it, but booze up the ass is a new one on me.

Man, I want to know what fandom that was in, and where I can find the story. I need the context for the full-on WTF.

Plei, when you find it, feel free to post snippets so we don't have to risk reading the whole thing? Context be damned!

Me, I'm still WTFing over the post on SPNstoryfinders about a story in which Sam and Dean get married, while John looks on benevolently. Not enough @@ in the world, folks.

Me, I'm still WTFing over the post on SPNstoryfinders about a story in which Sam and Dean get married, while John looks on benevolently. Not enough @@ in the world, folks.

::blinks::

Okay then. And no one was, oh, possessed?

There is no way in hell I could bring myself to click on that post to see if someone supplied the link. Not for a million dollars.