Oh my god, look at all those pinch hits. I need to, uh, pick one of the twenty I could do and see if I get it.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?
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Oh lord. Funniest fanficrants post ever:
Wild Turkey is whiskey. As such, it is absolutely inappropriate as anal lube.
I just inhaled water into my lungs.
I mean, sometimes I think it's hilarious when people write about booze when it's incredibly obvious they've never had it, and people like to poke fun at the kids writing sex when they've never had it, but booze up the ass is a new one on me.
Man, I want to know what fandom that was in, and where I can find the story. I need the context for the full-on WTF.
Plei, when you find it, feel free to post snippets so we don't have to risk reading the whole thing? Context be damned!
Me, I'm still WTFing over the post on SPNstoryfinders about a story in which Sam and Dean get married, while John looks on benevolently. Not enough @@ in the world, folks.
Me, I'm still WTFing over the post on SPNstoryfinders about a story in which Sam and Dean get married, while John looks on benevolently. Not enough @@ in the world, folks.
::blinks::
Okay then. And no one was, oh, possessed?
There is no way in hell I could bring myself to click on that post to see if someone supplied the link. Not for a million dollars.
Any other fandom, I'd have been so there. I mean, I'd totally check out the trainwreck were it, say, Angel/Connor with Holtz as best man.
This one, I just kind of cringe and back away.
I have this whole essay I'm thinking about writing about the Wincest as an entire genre in SPN, and then I realize what wank-fodder it would be and how many people on my own flist I would piss off.
Sigh.
Why bother, when mostly it just comes down to Ewwwww, anyway?
For me, Supernatural has become the new fandom of, "You have gone where I will not follow, friend. Be happy. I will see you on the other side."
I have a lot of jumbled thoughts. Among them that incest is not my kink, the fact that Dean and Sam were raised together makes it more troublesome for me, the fact that Dean was Sam's caretaker growing up makes things even more problematic, and...
I cannot suspend my disbelief for happy Wincest. And I think the Winchesters are plenty fucked up right now, gloriously so, but adding another layer of fuckedupness to their relationships destabilizes my interest. It's too much. It falls apart.
I realize what wank-fodder it would be and how many people on my own flist I would piss off.
Yeah, I don't want to piss in anyone's Wheaties, but I still kind of feel like I need to say, "Yeah, not going there, guys."