It was stealth badfic though. Like, for the first three chapters it seemed like a decently written, realistic post-McShep breakup where John was all conflicted about Rodney seeing Sam. Then it morphed into a slash pairing that, while not necessarily badfic, involved a character whose sex life I never ever ever ever want to read about. Then when I zipped past that all of a sudden SG-1 seemed to have been hit by the Velvet Goldmine Ray.
Time to slay. Vampires of the world beware!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 19, 2006 8:30:52 pm PDT #2284 of 10434
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Fay - Jun 20, 2006 2:01:26 am PDT #2285 of 10434
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Wow.
Almost I find that I want to read it, Matt. If only because of the fanfuckingtastic notion of the Velvet Goldmine Ray hitting SG-1. (Although Teal'c already has the eyeshadow. Is that ever addressed in canon? The fact that he has the shiny permashadow, whilst the rest of his people...don't?)
Actually, the Goa'uld (...no, I don't know where the apostrophe goes, but clearly neither do the regular cast, so I'm good) clearly invented the Velvet Goldmine Ray. Or possibly the Velvet Goa'uldmine Ray.
nods wisely
in conclusion: Yay Slash.
SuziQ - Jun 20, 2006 4:10:36 am PDT #2286 of 10434
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Fay, I love that I can read posts like the one above and "hear" them in your voice. Tickles me, no end.
in conclusion: Yay Slash.
HoYay!
P.M. Marc - Jun 20, 2006 10:35:11 am PDT #2287 of 10434
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Actually, the Goa'uld (...no, I don't know where the apostrophe goes, but clearly neither do the regular cast, so I'm good) clearly invented the Velvet Goldmine Ray. Or possibly the Velvet Goa'uldmine Ray.
My mind went to a number of hilariously scary due South places with that.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 20, 2006 10:47:14 am PDT #2288 of 10434
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Didn't some of those places actually appear on the show?
Betsy HP - Jun 20, 2006 11:50:53 am PDT #2289 of 10434
If I only had a brain...
This: [link] Ten/Rose fic will break you into a million tiny pieces, and you'll enjoy it.
You should probably be familiar with the Big Honkin' Spoiler before reading. If not, save this link.
P.M. Marc - Jun 20, 2006 12:08:27 pm PDT #2290 of 10434
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Didn't some of those places actually appear on the show?
Well, that was more Velvet Goldmine Benton.
Consuela - Jun 20, 2006 3:40:54 pm PDT #2291 of 10434
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Thassalia on LJ just posted a really sweet little 9-and-Rose fic.
brenda m - Jun 21, 2006 4:51:23 pm PDT #2292 of 10434
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
This is way better than it has any right to be. The cast of Scrubs - on Atlantis.
Consuela - Jun 21, 2006 8:43:56 pm PDT #2293 of 10434
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Well, it is Skoosiepants--she's the woman who made us fall in love with a furry octopus.