Oh my god, my face hurts from laughing so hard.
One Crazy Weekend, an SGA/SG-1 80s AU:
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From the woman who brought you the furry octopus.
So completely crack-addled.
Radek was diabolical; Rodney knew this. It was, in fact, the main reason they were friends. Many people took in Radek’s accent and owlish eyes and messy hair and grossly underestimated the danger he presented. Those people didn’t last long in AP Physics. And, apparently, third period gym.
You know you've read waaaaaay too much Highlander fic when you read
"As a baron stood on his neck, [Thomas à] Becket's skull was sliced by a heavy blow, and with a sword's point his blood and brains were scattered on the floor." and you absently wonder who got the Quickening.
Henry wasn't within range.
That's what you think. (Which Henry was it, anyway? Henry II? I can't remember. So much for my "Chaucer's England" class a year ago.)
Henry the ~~handwave. The one who was married to Eleanor of Aquitaine. Who had a *lot* of children and died of natural causes, so not so much with the Immortality.
Also, I have decided that the real reason Immortals are infertile is that otherwise Duncan would be the father of half Europe by now.