Crazy Nikita author is back, not with a terribly written sex scene, but with very strange author's notes.

This portion of the story is taken (word for word and then some) from:

"THE BARBARIAN INVASIONS”

an Oscar winning 99 minute film, staring 29 Canadian actors, a bunch of extras...

‘ET ROY DUPUIS’

delivering the 5½ minute performance that defined the Oscar. 24 minutes into the story the 2003 Academy Award for the Best Foreign Film was clinched with M. Dupuis’ 330 seconds realization of cinematic supremacy…

And, okay, a couple of snarks:

Sebastien walked through the big glass doors and straight towards the wood topped counter were the woman worked, addressing her in effortless French, “Bonjour.”

Yes, I imagine it is rather effortless to say "bonjour," even if you don't actually speak French.

The man evidently a detective wore his height, ample chest, handsome features and scruffy chin as the perfect compliment to his in-charge attitude and his almost perfect caricaturish traits.

His ample chest?

‘ET ROY DUPUIS’

delivering the 5½ minute performance that defined the Oscar. 24 minutes into the story the 2003 Academy Award for the Best Foreign Film was clinched with M. Dupuis’ 330 seconds realization of cinematic supremacy…

Oh, dear. She's serious, isn't she?

She's serious, isn't she?

Deadly.

You know, she really is crazy, isn't she?

Yikes.

t backs away slowly

What does that even *mean*?

his almost perfect caricaturish traits.

At least he's only almost perfect....

Has anyone read Speranza's new SGA flashfic?

No, but I went to look, certain that there would be spoilers for unaired episodes, and it's her Harlequin challenge, and it's 141K, and I have died from happiness.

I just started it! Kinda hot, so far.

Also, I was listening to some random stuff on an iPod and discovered the perfect Sheppard/McKay song. Tiffany, I Think We're Alone Now. I may have scared some people giggling madly while walkiing down the street.