This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?

This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.


Betsy HP - Jan 10, 2006 2:55:14 pm PST #1646 of 10435
If I only had a brain...

For Cofax's birthday: Best SG-1 fanfic ever.


Consuela - Jan 10, 2006 3:04:17 pm PST #1647 of 10435
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Oh, man! You beat me to it!

t pouts

t nibbles gently on Betsy's brain


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 11, 2006 7:03:02 am PST #1648 of 10435
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Kristen should read it to see her eye-rolling threat literally come true in a story.


Betsy HP - Jan 12, 2006 7:38:16 am PST #1649 of 10435
If I only had a brain...

Whoa! I just got fanwanked on LJ!

See, that's just rude and tacky. Please don't reply to any comments of mine ever again. Really.

Note that I was replying to her comment in somebody else's post, so she's not exactly the boss of the forum.


brenda m - Jan 12, 2006 7:49:06 am PST #1650 of 10435
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Linky?


Nutty - Jan 12, 2006 7:50:45 am PST #1651 of 10435
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Hmmm. Betsy, rude and tacky? I think not.

Also, that's kind of a silly request: don't reply to my posts [in neutral territory]? That's like getting into a feud with a coworker and telling them they can't use the stairs next to your office, don't you think?


Betsy HP - Jan 12, 2006 7:55:12 am PST #1652 of 10435
If I only had a brain...

Hee. I like that idea. (The stairs idea.) Just TELEPORT to the next floor, dammit!

[link]

The sad thing is, for my sense of humor, that's quite mild.


Stephanie - Jan 12, 2006 8:00:54 am PST #1653 of 10435
Trust my rage

I thought it was a very funny (and really mild) comment. Of course, I think "don't ever comment to me again" is comes off as really petty. Not that I'm going to do it, but you could have so much fun with such a person.


shrift - Jan 12, 2006 8:06:05 am PST #1654 of 10435
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

The sad thing is, for my sense of humor, that's quite mild.

The sad thing is that this person apparently has no sense of humor at all, or perhaps had it surgically removed.

I'll bet if she spent five minutes in my company, she'd end up suing me for mental anguish.


Stephanie - Jan 12, 2006 8:07:48 am PST #1655 of 10435
Trust my rage

But wouldn't it be fun bringing her to that point?