The sad thing is, for my sense of humor, that's quite mild.

The sad thing is that this person apparently has no sense of humor at all, or perhaps had it surgically removed.

I'll bet if she spent five minutes in my company, she'd end up suing me for mental anguish.

But wouldn't it be fun bringing her to that point?

But wouldn't it be fun bringing her to that point?

There's not much joy in shooting fish in a barrel. If the mildest of black humor is so offensive, just think of what would happen if I brought up homosexual duck necrophilia?

See, that's just rude and tacky. Please don't reply to any comments of mine ever again. Really.

Oh, boo freaking hoo. You should respond and ask if you are therefore dead to her.

Hee! Never start a flamewar in somebody else's LJ, say I.

You're right. You must make fun of her in your journal.

Wow, she was so upset by your joke she forgot to add "KTHXBYE!!!1!" to the end of her reply.

Did they delete their comments? Either way, what a tool.

Thank goodness for Polyamorous Recs. I saw the first-season Christmas episode of House and thought, "Ooh, there's the slash. Better go call up the recs page and find the good crack." Thanks, shrift and nestra! You saved my marriage! Er, or, uh, hooked me up with the good crack, anyway.

I saw the first-season Christmas episode of House and thought, "Ooh, there's the slash."

Yeah, that was the refrain of the fandom as well.