Yes, but next Yuletide I can request it.

TRUTH. *fist-pump*

I'll be happy with a small but enthusiastic fandom, compared to basically no fandom we have right now. I mean, their relationship seems SUPER tropey and just the kind to attract fangirls, but what do I know. Honestly, I am not objective because they could not have come up with a pairing that appealed more to my own particular sensibilities if they had cooked them up in a lab on a special order.

Yes, but next Yuletide I can request it. Not that my request guarantees a good story. Sigh. Fandom is hard.

This is why you start early on getting your friends into a thing to maximize your chances of getting something you'd like, IJS.

A heartfelt prayer to the deities of fic: please, please let this Victorian vampire Hannnibal AU be good. At least vaguely decently written?

The fic was a little choppy in places (the author admitted when they posted unbeta'd chapters), and there were a handful of punctuation errors. But I am cheerfully willing to ignore such things when there's purple prose and Hannibal as a vampire. My id. Right here.

Latest abomination in the portmanteau wars (me vs. the portmaneaux):

Gotham, Edward Nygma and Oswald Cobblepot.

Nygmobblepot.

Guys. Sometimes it just doesn't work. Let it go.

Oh my god! Still better than the insane ship names of Roswell, though.

I really hate most of them.

Why is s / so hard?

I am still searching for a new show new pairing that will grab me.

Is that Arrow and Pitch X-over?

A Pitch Veronica Mars crossover exists, just started, not complete, author I usually enjoy.

Things that make you feel like a Fandom Old:

The Least of All Possible Mistakes came out 5 years ago. Reichencrack would be starting Kindergarten in the fall.

The Least of All Possible Mistakes is easily my favorite het fic ever. Lestrade is wonderful, and I want to have a coffee with her and discuss dog training.