OK, now I'm totally earwormed:
I'm looking over
My dead dog Rover
That I overran with the mower
One leg is missing
The other is gone
Third leg is scattered
All over the lawn
No need explaining
The one remaining
I forget the rest....
This is my boat. They're part of my crew. No one's getting left. Best you get used to that.
Mal ,'Ariel'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 03, 2005 11:35:08 am PDT #998 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Kathy A - May 03, 2005 11:36:12 am PDT #999 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
...is hanging on the bathroom door
I'm looking over
My dead dog Rover
That I ran over with the mower!
Kathy A - May 03, 2005 11:37:36 am PDT #1000 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Oh, and cereal for the SLUUT!
Hayden - May 03, 2005 11:38:09 am PDT #1001 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
A consumption tax would necessitate a shift of tax burden away from wealthier Americans to middle and working class people, because wealthier people save more of their income. All sales taxes and value-added taxes are consumption taxes.
This is 10 years old, but the flat taxes discussed herein are still floating around the wingnut side of DC: [link]
tommyrot - May 03, 2005 11:39:07 am PDT #1002 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Thank you Kathy A!
Although... how did the remaining leg end up over the bathroom door? The lawnmower couldn't have blown it there....
Gudanov - May 03, 2005 11:52:30 am PDT #1003 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Speaking of wingnuts, what the heck was Bush thinking with his prime time press conference. After looking over the transcript, it looks like since his private accounts for social security idea isn't getting traction, he's deciding to try to push private accounts plus benefit cuts. That's just weird. Social Security reform isn't going to be happening though so I guess it doesn't matter.
Gudanov - May 03, 2005 11:55:59 am PDT #1004 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Hi Aimee, fellow Windstar owner. Not too long ago I compared the Windstar's J.D Powers long term reliability ratings with some other vehicles and discovered the Windstar does very well, the same as the Toyota Minivan, not as good as the Honda, but the same or better than all the other Minivans.
Nutty - May 03, 2005 12:06:09 pm PDT #1005 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
what the heck was Bush thinking with his prime time press conference
For real. The networks were ready to organize a tar-and-feathers type of deal for him, horning in on their Thursday nights. His big concession to them was rescheduling his hour so it was 8-9, instead of 8:30-9:30. Disrupt only one hour, you know? Just the highest-rated hours of weekly television, during the first night of Sweeps.
Oh, the policy stuff? I was painting my nails instead. At least this time he was not wearing a mesmerizing necktie.
Gudanov - May 03, 2005 12:10:40 pm PDT #1006 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
The networks were ready to organize a tar-and-feathers type of deal for him, horning in on their Thursday nights.
And there was nothing new. Take out the high gas prices references and he could have given the same opening statement 6 months ago. I get why he did it, but ya gotta have something or nobody will care.
Edit: I did get something new out it. It convinced me that Bush is done. Lame duck.
Kathy A - May 03, 2005 12:11:12 pm PDT #1007 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Although... how did the remaining leg end up over the bathroom door? The lawnmower couldn't have blown it there....
To accommodate the potty humor angle, of course! This song was usually sung before or after the Helen Keller and "man with no arms and no legs" jokes were pulled out, as well as any current gross humor that was floating around (I still remember a few Natalie Wood and Grace Kelly jokes 20 years later).