So, with that in mind, I think you should get a kitten for Ozzie.

I am really tempted (obviously) (especially a little orange kitten) (or a tuxedo) (or a calico), but I already have two, and I don't really have room.

I am glad you are feeling better, ita.

Aimee, tell me something fun!

That cat is bigger than my big fat fatty.

He and his Mom and siblings are the outdoor-cats-in-residence at a smokehouse-BBQ-delicatessen-sandwich shop, and mooch off the customers.

Aimee, tell me something fun!

I can't find the frappin dress I want that I saw in Cosmo. They lie. Sue them for me.

That doesn't sound like fun to me, Aimee. Maybe you need to ask Wolfram?

You're a lawyer! Suing is what you live for!!! And suing for clothes! How fun is that!!

There's an affectionate scruffy cat that hangs around a local video store, and I almost made the decision to adopt after someone mentioned him possibly being up for grabs. Then he left one of his worms behind on my pants leg, and the altruism fled screaming to be replaced by grossed-outedness.

You're a lawyer! Suing is what you live for!!!

Oh yeah. I forgot that part.

When we were stuck in Niagara Falls with a car that was making disturbing clunking noises, we were much comforted by the kitty that lived in the hotel lobby. There is no point to this story.

But there is a point to this:

In the court’s main decision, Stevens raised concerns about abuse of marijuana laws. “Our cases have taught us that there are some unscrupulous physicians who overprescribe when it is sufficiently profitable to do so,” he said.

Oh yeah, cause that's a brilliant reason to keep a drug illegal. Oh, did I say brilliant? I meant deeply, resoundingly STUPID.

Following that logic to its ultimate conclusion would lead to the banning of most effective painkillers and so on.

Forget painkillers -- wait'll you hear the howls from the Viagra market when they find out that prescribing something that makes you a lot of money is a Bad Thing.