There's an affectionate scruffy cat that hangs around a local video store, and I almost made the decision to adopt after someone mentioned him possibly being up for grabs. Then he left one of his worms behind on my pants leg, and the altruism fled screaming to be replaced by grossed-outedness.
Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?
Willow ,'Empty Places'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 06, 2005 2:41:52 pm PDT #9804 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Lee - Jun 06, 2005 2:42:46 pm PDT #9805 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
You're a lawyer! Suing is what you live for!!!
Oh yeah. I forgot that part.
Emily - Jun 06, 2005 2:53:36 pm PDT #9806 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
When we were stuck in Niagara Falls with a car that was making disturbing clunking noises, we were much comforted by the kitty that lived in the hotel lobby. There is no point to this story.
But there is a point to this:
In the court’s main decision, Stevens raised concerns about abuse of marijuana laws. “Our cases have taught us that there are some unscrupulous physicians who overprescribe when it is sufficiently profitable to do so,” he said.
Oh yeah, cause that's a brilliant reason to keep a drug illegal. Oh, did I say brilliant? I meant deeply, resoundingly STUPID.
Theodosia - Jun 06, 2005 2:59:06 pm PDT #9807 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Following that logic to its ultimate conclusion would lead to the banning of most effective painkillers and so on.
amych - Jun 06, 2005 3:01:33 pm PDT #9808 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Forget painkillers -- wait'll you hear the howls from the Viagra market when they find out that prescribing something that makes you a lot of money is a Bad Thing.
shrift - Jun 06, 2005 3:47:23 pm PDT #9809 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
OMG ow. I fell down go boom halfway to the parking garage today, and while it was a hilarious pratfall at the time (Me: "Ow. Hee. Ow. I'm such a jackass. Ow. Hee.") several hours later, I am now sincerely in pain.
In sum: ow.
Consuela - Jun 06, 2005 3:50:34 pm PDT #9810 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
OhdeShrift. Cookie?
shrift - Jun 06, 2005 4:03:08 pm PDT #9811 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Cookie?
Cookies and ibuprofren, it is. Thank you. Ow.
brenda m - Jun 06, 2005 4:03:35 pm PDT #9812 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
The apocalypse is coming outside.
We had that apocalypse on Saturday! I took the dog out in it. My neighbors think I am crazy. My dog maybe too.
Consuela - Jun 06, 2005 4:05:28 pm PDT #9813 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Cookie and ibuprofen. And scotch? Scotch might work.