So they're not of the opinion that Jesus would open a can of whoop-ass on those of his flock who shirk their homework??
Heck if I know. I just sighed, went home, and doubled my offering at my UU congregation the next Sunday.
Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Calli - May 03, 2005 9:46:37 am PDT #955 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
DavidS - May 03, 2005 9:51:03 am PDT #956 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Not so much as the rapture as a belief that the environmental issues are just made up by environmentalists.
They must not have been living downwind from a factory before the Clean Air act.
Connie Neil - May 03, 2005 9:53:53 am PDT #957 of 10001
brillig
Second Coming's immediacy
Tell that to all the groups in the 1800s who sold all they had and gathered together because their leader said, "Next Friday, 5 PM, be there or be damned!"
Gudanov - May 03, 2005 9:56:28 am PDT #958 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Tell that to all the groups in the 1800s who sold all they had and gathered together because their leader said.
The Millerites? Funny thing is that the apocolypse not coming as expected tended to make them even more devout.
tommyrot - May 03, 2005 9:59:04 am PDT #959 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tell that to all the groups in the 1800s who sold all they had and gathered together because their leader said.
The Millerites?
Aha! The origin of the term "Miller Time" is revealed.
Fred Pete - May 03, 2005 10:10:24 am PDT #960 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Let's see. If environmentalism is a religion, then environmentalists should be eligible for faith-based programs, correct? And disagreeing with any tenet of the environmentalists' program is anti-religion and, therefore, unacceptable, correct?
There are ways to spin this thing....
shrift - May 03, 2005 10:24:19 am PDT #961 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I am kicking today's ass and taking its name.
I now shall be known as 'Tuesday'.
DXMachina - May 03, 2005 10:31:47 am PDT #962 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Look! Someone's killing duckies again.
Must be Tuesday...
Steph L. - May 03, 2005 10:38:51 am PDT #963 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I saw an LJ icon with a still from Passion of the Christ that said "Does Jesus have to choke a bitch?"
Dude, that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Topic!Cindy - May 03, 2005 10:45:35 am PDT #964 of 10001
What is even happening?
Let's see. If environmentalism is a religion, then environmentalists should be eligible for faith-based programs, correct? And disagreeing with any tenet of the environmentalists' program is anti-religion and, therefore, unacceptable, correct?
There are ways to spin this thing....Spicy brains, Fred Pete. Spicy.