Happy endings!
Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he's right with God.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 03, 2005 9:03:40 am PDT #933 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Rick - May 03, 2005 9:05:51 am PDT #934 of 10001
You should take a picture of it before it gets Ruby-fied. I wore black pants today, of a material entirely incompatible with the current state of dog hair in our house.
A few years ago I was on sabbatical, teaching in a European university. I made frequent trips back to the U.S., to the home I shared with my then girlfriend and her three cats and two dogs. After a few months in Europe I noticed that people who had been sitting in the visitor's chair of my office tended to get up and brush their clothes off on the way out of the office.
I checked the chair, and it was COVERED in cat hair. Intercontinental ballistic cat hair! I could identify all three cats based on the evidence. I still can't figure out how it happened. Must be one of those faith-based things we were talking about earlier.
Jessica - May 03, 2005 9:06:21 am PDT #935 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
There's a guy in NYC who specializes in getting large things into small apartments. He's claims to be able to cut anything up and put it back together.
Nutty - May 03, 2005 9:07:00 am PDT #936 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Rick, I think that is called "static electricity."
I know it well, as well as I know the sensation of sticky-rolling my own butt.
msbelle - May 03, 2005 9:12:53 am PDT #937 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
OH OH OH! I meant to say last week. I got cowbell in the mail via JZ - made me laugh and laugh.
JZ - May 03, 2005 9:18:46 am PDT #938 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Yay! I am glad cowbell arrived at its destined destination, o bellest of belles.
bon bon - May 03, 2005 9:19:21 am PDT #939 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I think "more cowbell" is one of those things that is bigger now than it was when it first aired. As opposed to, say, "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
msbelle - May 03, 2005 9:22:52 am PDT #940 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
"choke a bitch" is making steady rotation in my vocabulary.
Fred Pete - May 03, 2005 9:24:50 am PDT #941 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Rick, I think that is called "static electricity."
Like the way my white T-shirts become black whenever I hold Teddy. Or when he climbs on my chest, which is one of his favorite positions for watching TV.
bon bon - May 03, 2005 9:27:46 am PDT #942 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Bob reminded me last night of a phrase I hadn't said in a while,
"What do the five fingers say to the face?!"
SLAP!