Hurricanes should have names with more gravitas, I think.
Hurricane Christopher Walken?
Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jun 03, 2005 10:15:10 am PDT #9134 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Jun 03, 2005 10:16:24 am PDT #9135 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have just discovered that the company car (a '91 Honda) has no cup holders. As a result, I spilled hot tea in my crotch. Luckily, it wasn't hot enough to cause injury.
DavidS - Jun 03, 2005 10:19:30 am PDT #9136 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I spilled hot tea in my crotch. Luckily, it wasn't hot enough to cause injury.
Tommy Hotcrotch - this should be a character.
Unfortunately, he can't sue for tea related injuries.
Sue - Jun 03, 2005 10:28:05 am PDT #9137 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Tommy Hotcrotch should be who you call when you want to sue for tea-related injuries.
Lee - Jun 03, 2005 10:28:32 am PDT #9138 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I ♥ DX and -t. My heart probably doesn't, but what the hell.
lisah - Jun 03, 2005 10:30:19 am PDT #9139 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
My heart probably doesn't, but what the hell.
My housemate and I had a conversation about how me getting Popeye's for lunch today was Totally Yoga! She said, "you are one with your need for the fried goodness. honor that."
tommyrot - Jun 03, 2005 10:32:12 am PDT #9140 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tommy Hotcrotch should be who you call when you want to sue for tea-related injuries.
OK, now I'm picturing a commercial for a lawyer in which he's wearing a cheesy superhero costume like you might see on a late-night commercial for a used car dealership.
Jesse - Jun 03, 2005 10:33:59 am PDT #9141 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Apropos of nothing, I love the way the US changes. I just made some Jell-o and the list on the box of fruits that will cause the gelatin to not set now includes kiwi, gingerroot, papaya, figs, or guava. When I was a kid, they just warned about pinapple.
amych - Jun 03, 2005 10:34:12 am PDT #9142 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Hmm... beverage-induced crotch injury... lawyer in superhero suit... seems to me I've heard this before somewhere. You wouldn't happen to be an Apache Chief, would you?
-t - Jun 03, 2005 10:35:24 am PDT #9143 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
"Tommy Hotcrotch got me $180,000!"
Popeye's is all healthy now. Or so the commercials would have me believe. Low-carb , and so forth.