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tommyrot - Jun 03, 2005 10:32:12 am PDT #9140 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tommy Hotcrotch should be who you call when you want to sue for tea-related injuries.

OK, now I'm picturing a commercial for a lawyer in which he's wearing a cheesy superhero costume like you might see on a late-night commercial for a used car dealership.

Jesse - Jun 03, 2005 10:33:59 am PDT #9141 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Apropos of nothing, I love the way the US changes. I just made some Jell-o and the list on the box of fruits that will cause the gelatin to not set now includes kiwi, gingerroot, papaya, figs, or guava. When I was a kid, they just warned about pinapple.

amych - Jun 03, 2005 10:34:12 am PDT #9142 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Hmm... beverage-induced crotch injury... lawyer in superhero suit... seems to me I've heard this before somewhere. You wouldn't happen to be an Apache Chief, would you?

-t - Jun 03, 2005 10:35:24 am PDT #9143 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

"Tommy Hotcrotch got me $180,000!"

Popeye's is all healthy now. Or so the commercials would have me believe. Low-carb , and so forth.

tommyrot - Jun 03, 2005 10:37:15 am PDT #9144 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Tommy Hotcrotch got me $180,000!"

ahem... so... I've been looking for a new tagline... can I use this?

-t - Jun 03, 2005 10:38:36 am PDT #9145 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think you have to.

Kat - Jun 03, 2005 10:40:02 am PDT #9146 of 10001

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

What about those fruits make the jello not set, Jesse?

tommyrot - Jun 03, 2005 10:41:25 am PDT #9147 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think you have to.

Wheeeee!

What about those fruits make the jello not set, Jesse?

I think some enzyme...

Frankenbuddha - Jun 03, 2005 10:47:23 am PDT #9148 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hmm... beverage-induced crotch injury... lawyer in superhero suit... seems to me I've heard this before somewhere. You wouldn't happen to be an Apache Chief, would you?

Whoooooo...is the man in the sue-oot? Whooooooo...is the guy with the bee-eek?

tommyrot - Jun 03, 2005 10:48:33 am PDT #9149 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Do you really want to feel him...."

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