Penises are not the easiest way to do that.
Well OK, longer names can be difficult if your bladder isn't full enough....
And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jun 02, 2005 6:57:57 am PDT #8704 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Jun 02, 2005 6:58:41 am PDT #8705 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm more than expecting to be told the insurance won't cover any of our losses, since we don't have receipts
Is one supposed to keep receipts? I am slack.
I hope everything's adjusted in your favour, Betsy, although it's little solace.
Jesse, I want to be taken care of too, and resent that no one steps up to my plate. So I guess I'm on her side.
tommyrot - Jun 02, 2005 6:59:56 am PDT #8706 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is one supposed to keep receipts? I am slack.
I think one can photograph or videotape one's valuables.
Lee - Jun 02, 2005 7:00:45 am PDT #8707 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I think it's time to play tell me something that makes you happy.
So, tell me something that makes you happy.
Penises don't count. They may write in the snow, but they don't count.
eta: good luck today, Betsy. I hope it works out well.
amych - Jun 02, 2005 7:00:59 am PDT #8708 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
See, I want to be taken care of in all the champagne-and-foot-massages ways, but still be all "hey, step off, that's mine!" in the areas of political representation and fun with weapons. I'm just terribly high-maintenance that way.
§ ita § - Jun 02, 2005 7:01:56 am PDT #8709 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well OK, longer names can be difficult if your bladder isn't full enough...
Dude, it's cold. Why would you even think of whipping out the genitals if you couldn't tuck them somewhere warm and fun, stat?
Penises don't count.
Penises could make people happy!
tommyrot - Jun 02, 2005 7:02:46 am PDT #8710 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Penises don't count. They may write in the snow, but they don't count.
Probably just as well. I don't think a counting penis would go over too well on Sesame Street.
tommyrot - Jun 02, 2005 7:03:56 am PDT #8711 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dude, it's cold. Why would you even think of whipping out the genitals if you couldn't tuck them somewhere warm and fun, stat?
Because writing your name in the snow with your penis is cool!
If your're a 12 year old boy, that is.
-t - Jun 02, 2005 7:06:19 am PDT #8712 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I hope you're more covered than you think, Betsy.
I'm hungry. I'm going to eat lunch, even though it is not yet lunch time. It may very well make me happy, let's find out.
Vortex - Jun 02, 2005 7:09:00 am PDT #8713 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Is one supposed to keep receipts? I am slack.
best thing to do is to register the items with your insurance company when you buy them. if you want to do it after the fact and don't have the receipt, you can always get it appraised.