writing your name in the snow....
Penises are not the easiest way to do that.
Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.
Mal ,'Safe'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jun 02, 2005 6:54:53 am PDT #8701 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
bon bon - Jun 02, 2005 6:56:36 am PDT #8702 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Bon, who's your cell provider? Doesn't look like Cingular's doing it. Am sad. Want to torment people. I'm guessing you have to pick from a fixed list, eh?
Verizon. Their list looks good enough, lots of stuff. Like "Psycho Killer." That sounds fun.
Betsy HP - Jun 02, 2005 6:57:16 am PDT #8703 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I am waiting around the house for the insurance adjuster to come. Ugh. I'm more than expecting to be told the insurance won't cover any of our losses, since we don't have receipts; most of the jewelry was bought years ago.
tommyrot - Jun 02, 2005 6:57:57 am PDT #8704 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Penises are not the easiest way to do that.
Well OK, longer names can be difficult if your bladder isn't full enough....
§ ita § - Jun 02, 2005 6:58:41 am PDT #8705 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm more than expecting to be told the insurance won't cover any of our losses, since we don't have receipts
Is one supposed to keep receipts? I am slack.
I hope everything's adjusted in your favour, Betsy, although it's little solace.
Jesse, I want to be taken care of too, and resent that no one steps up to my plate. So I guess I'm on her side.
tommyrot - Jun 02, 2005 6:59:56 am PDT #8706 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is one supposed to keep receipts? I am slack.
I think one can photograph or videotape one's valuables.
Lee - Jun 02, 2005 7:00:45 am PDT #8707 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I think it's time to play tell me something that makes you happy.
So, tell me something that makes you happy.
Penises don't count. They may write in the snow, but they don't count.
eta: good luck today, Betsy. I hope it works out well.
amych - Jun 02, 2005 7:00:59 am PDT #8708 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
See, I want to be taken care of in all the champagne-and-foot-massages ways, but still be all "hey, step off, that's mine!" in the areas of political representation and fun with weapons. I'm just terribly high-maintenance that way.
§ ita § - Jun 02, 2005 7:01:56 am PDT #8709 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well OK, longer names can be difficult if your bladder isn't full enough...
Dude, it's cold. Why would you even think of whipping out the genitals if you couldn't tuck them somewhere warm and fun, stat?
Penises don't count.
Penises could make people happy!
tommyrot - Jun 02, 2005 7:02:46 am PDT #8710 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Penises don't count. They may write in the snow, but they don't count.
Probably just as well. I don't think a counting penis would go over too well on Sesame Street.