Then why did I have them?
Silly heathen, because God told you to be fruitful and multiply!
Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!
Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 01, 2005 4:03:35 pm PDT #8602 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Jesse - Jun 01, 2005 4:45:56 pm PDT #8603 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So I'm watching Swingers on IFC, and I realize that I'm conciously trying not to get too into it, because the part with the calling and leaving messages is too painful.
Man, I LOVED this movie.
-t - Jun 01, 2005 5:09:26 pm PDT #8604 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
So, the dancing part of Dancing with the Stars was fun, and Evander Holyfield is a big old dork, but the judging seems rigged.
Allyson - Jun 01, 2005 5:11:24 pm PDT #8605 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Man, I LOVED this movie.
At the end, when he's talking to heather graham outside the Derby? the set of lights down the street is my corner.
um, that was useless info.
Jesse - Jun 01, 2005 5:30:14 pm PDT #8606 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Useless, but SO FUCKING MONEY.
Wolfram - Jun 01, 2005 5:31:01 pm PDT #8607 of 10001
Visilurking
Congrats and move-in-ma to Sean!
Kristen - Jun 01, 2005 5:31:29 pm PDT #8608 of 10001
I'm a little concerned that Jesse is not, in fact, Jesse but, instead, Vince Vaughn.
Jesse - Jun 01, 2005 5:33:30 pm PDT #8609 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am not Vince Vaughn. But I have been known to talk like that, only semi-ironically.
Jessica - Jun 01, 2005 5:35:13 pm PDT #8610 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I am on a quest so unbelievably embarrassing that I must share it with the hivemind.
Many years ago, I saw the Bacon Brothers live in concert because they were opening for the Nields. They were hilariously bad. In particular, they played a song about a friendship that tried to evolve into a Relationship and then went pear-shaped that was called "The Light Bulb That Thought It Was The Moon." This song is the Plan 9 From Outer Space of bad country music. And I can't find it anywhere. Not only can't I find a sound file of it, I can't find any evidence that I didn't make it up. Maybe they only played it the one time. In any case, I now must have it, and I can't find it, and I'm frustrated.
Sue - Jun 01, 2005 5:39:14 pm PDT #8611 of 10001
hip deep in pie
I know the conversation has passed, but I just thought of another great misheard lyric:
"Don't chew on me, Baby" for
"Don't you want me, Baby?" by the Human League.