Worship services instead of rehab? That'll work. No one gets loaded to go to church, I'm sure.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Jun 01, 2005 5:59:13 am PDT #8392 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Gudanov - Jun 01, 2005 5:59:30 am PDT #8393 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
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Don't you know it's impossible to abuse drugs and alcohol if you go to church every Sunday.
Connie Neil - Jun 01, 2005 5:59:47 am PDT #8394 of 10001
brillig
because it's not mandatory and I say worship services instead of church," he said.
"Great, Yer 'Onner, there's some great services down at Our Lady of Single Malt!"
Wolfram - Jun 01, 2005 6:01:30 am PDT #8395 of 10001
Visilurking
"I don't think there's a church-state issue, because it's not mandatory and I say worship services instead of church," he said.
If the church offered rehab classes and the judge offered the offenders a choice of getting rehab at either a secular institution or a religious institution, I think that would be acceptable. But this vague "worship services" crap is definitely promoting religion and unconstitutional.
-t - Jun 01, 2005 6:02:38 am PDT #8396 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Heh. If you can find yourself one of those churches that uses peyote as a sacrament, that could work out to be a pretty sweet deal.
Jessica - Jun 01, 2005 6:03:32 am PDT #8397 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Don't you know it's impossible to abuse drugs and alcohol if you go to church every Sunday.
Not church, worship services.
But I guess since atheists are going to hell anyway, a little jail time won't hurt 'em.
Kat - Jun 01, 2005 6:07:13 am PDT #8398 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Kristin, what school did you decide on?
The worst part of vacation is coming back to work and figuring out who is doing what and where all the students are in terms of work. Of the suck, if you ask me.
Nutty - Jun 01, 2005 6:10:02 am PDT #8399 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I worship myself, at the holy temple of doughnuts and beer. Does that count? Oh, wait, you mean I have to worship someone of your choosing? Bzzt! Wrong answer.
In other worship news, the dude at Dunkies this morning gave me a commemorative Red Sox "2004 World Champions" cup. I feel like I am in the second grade, and just found a Star Wars glass in my happy meal. I did not even ask for the cup; they just gave it to me.
Wolfram - Jun 01, 2005 6:15:35 am PDT #8400 of 10001
Visilurking
Heh, the CVS dude gave me a free Bon Jovi sampler/CVS CD yesterday just because I was chatting with him. Apparently nobody wants 'em.
Kat - Jun 01, 2005 6:21:01 am PDT #8401 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Nobody wants Bon Jovi? Inconceivable.