I worship myself, at the holy temple of doughnuts and beer. Does that count? Oh, wait, you mean I have to worship someone of your choosing? Bzzt! Wrong answer.
In other worship news, the dude at Dunkies this morning gave me a commemorative Red Sox "2004 World Champions" cup. I feel like I am in the second grade, and just found a Star Wars glass in my happy meal. I did not even ask for the cup; they just gave it to me.
Heh, the CVS dude gave me a free Bon Jovi sampler/CVS CD yesterday just because I was chatting with him. Apparently nobody wants 'em.
Nobody wants Bon Jovi? Inconceivable.
I want Bon Jovi. In every way concievable.
"I don't think there's a church-state issue, because it's not mandatory and I say worship services instead of church," he said.
OK. That's it. The world has officially jumped the shark.
OK. That's it. The world has officially jumped the shark.
I think this statement can also apply to ChiKat's confession of unholy desire for Jon Bon Jovi.
Heh, the CVS dude gave me a free Bon Jovi sampler/CVS CD yesterday just because I was chatting with him.
My first thought was, "How does any of this relate to source code control?", then I realized not everybody is a computer programmer.
so, what else is on the CD? Just Bon Jovi?
so, what else is on the CD? Just Bon Jovi?
It seems so, although I haven't taken the shrink wrap off yet. I just heard "free" and said, sure throw it in the bag. I'm stupid that way.
unholy desire for Jon Bon Jovi.
I was gonna say my desire is not unholy, but yeah. Yeah, it is. Completely and totally depraved. I've had a wicked crush on him since about 1985.