I like "milky zombie". I was one once.
Why couldn't Giles have shackles like any self-respecting bachelor?
Xander ,'Beneath You'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Betsy HP - Jun 01, 2005 5:31:30 am PDT #8384 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Nutty - Jun 01, 2005 5:36:27 am PDT #8385 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Betty Friedan's seminal text
There is something wrong with this phrase, don't you think?
...I am surprised that Where's Waldo is not in the top 10. It took me forever to figure out what on earth could be wrong with Waldo that conservatives could have a problem with him. Turns out, it is the wizard you have to find, in addition to Waldo. You don't have to like him or read stories about him or enslave yourself to his evil master; you just have to find him among 100,000 gyrating elephants or a million roller-skating children.
I guess I should be glad that the people who would like to squash me into a tiny tiny box are instead busy hunting through dense illustrations in search of evil. Keeps them busy, you know? And they might ignore me a little longer.
Jon B. - Jun 01, 2005 5:42:32 am PDT #8386 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Phyllis Schlafly is a scholar or public policy leader? God help us all.
-t - Jun 01, 2005 5:43:06 am PDT #8387 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Madness and Civilization ? That's an interesting choice.
Pix - Jun 01, 2005 5:53:18 am PDT #8388 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Thanks for the congrats and ~ma, everyone.
I taught one 86-minute block. Tired now. Can I go home? Don't really want to teach two more. My brain is still on Pacific time, and 5:45AM was not fun this morning.
Steph L. - Jun 01, 2005 5:55:13 am PDT #8389 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Also, that bloodthirsty villain Betty Friedan's seminal text, The Feminine Mystique.
All of society's problems can be traced to one thing: teaching the wimmins how to read, consarn it!
Jessica - Jun 01, 2005 5:55:50 am PDT #8390 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Judge offers church attendance as alternative to rehab/jail:
A Kentucky judge has been offering some drug and alcohol offenders the option of attending worship services instead of going to jail or rehab -- a practice some say violates the separation of church and state.
District Judge Michael Caperton, 50, a devout Christian, said his goal is to "help people and their families."
"I don't think there's a church-state issue, because it's not mandatory and I say worship services instead of church," he said.
head---->desk
DavidS - Jun 01, 2005 5:57:19 am PDT #8391 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
My country is a laughingstock. So many idiots. So many assholes in power.
-t - Jun 01, 2005 5:59:13 am PDT #8392 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Worship services instead of rehab? That'll work. No one gets loaded to go to church, I'm sure.
Gudanov - Jun 01, 2005 5:59:30 am PDT #8393 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
head---->desk
Don't you know it's impossible to abuse drugs and alcohol if you go to church every Sunday.